My life in a nutshell

My name is Sam and anything that catches my interest finds its way to my page eventually. She/they ♠️

[decayalectical]

It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking "criminals" are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted

[maxofs2d]

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild’s credits have almost exclusively Japanese people in them; but one name sticks out:

By searching around, people have found this forum post from 2007:

Follow your dreams.

[entrochic]

reblog if ur proud of corey

[wanderleave]

He got a promotion for Tears of the Kingdom!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[diet-bathwater]

current top ten best tutter moments 2022

[gif87a-com]

Pipe expanding machine

[pjackk]

Wowww

[jasminetea-nightsky]

[bonyassfish]

[manticoreimaginary]

It doesn’t look that exciting, but this linen is from the New Kingdom (ca. 1492–1473 B.C.)

Thinking about it for too long makes me feel absolutely insane.

[manticoreimaginary]

The description on The Met includes the line ‘The cloth was repaired and laundered in ancient times’ and that also makes me feel light-headed.

It’s so beautiful and so simple and so so old

[vykodlak]

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I've ever seen

[vykodlak]

This is a gnome

[seafossilqueen]

Posted in Paleontology CoprolitePosting

[catgirl-kaiju]

They're the brass section

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

like a soft breeze or a kidney stone

[maskeraith]

Maples favourite game that SHE invented is to throw her toy into an Area She's Not Allowed and then get really sad and pouty until we get it and throw it for her

I'm not allowed in the kitchen but my ball is in the kitchen :( how can I get my ball back :( if only someone could helpy me :(

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

was so amused by this i sent this to my family group chat and i don’t think my dad really knew what to make of it

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[depressionerror]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[freakinasheet]

[tonyalmeida]

[focksincrocks]

[thehikingastronomer]

This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.

[mercurymusing]

Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.

[isnt]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“UNHAND ME, SANTA.”

Via @thegallowboob

[jackhawksmoor]

Giant eagles are such fuckheads I love them, they get hit on the highway a lot because they love eating deer that have been hit by cars but they will literally eat so much THEY CAN’T GET OFF THE GROUND they sit down and eat until they’re too heavy to fly so a car comes by and they try to take off and they’re like ‘fuck FUCK this was fine an hour ago what happened’ bruh you ate half a deer wtf

[theanishimori]