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Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.
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Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways
The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.
Save me teen dystopia love triangle
Teen dystopia love triangle save me
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Ways to make everyone instantly uncomfortable: If someone casually mentions some apparently commonly known fact that you hadn't heard of before, you can always say "oh, that's a real thing? I thought that it was just a porn trope."
My friend had no idea the southern hemisphere had opposite seasons until I told him (we are both adults)
I think I would’ve died on the spot if this had been his response.
I imagine there's been at least two christmas-themed New Zealand porn films featuring sex on the beach, but the implication that there'd be enough to make up their own genre, and have it be someone's favourite genre to the point that they assume that the circumstances are just a porn trope, would have killed me on the spot also.
Cause of Death: finding out your friend is so into such a hyperspecific brand of NZ porn they believed the axial tilt of our planet was made up for said porn.
It's probably too long to go on a tombstone, but I'd say least make sure it got into the obituary.
Make the text on the tombstone get smaller and smaller every row like the person carving it realised halfway through that they're running out of space but still decided to keep going.
the way you shall be remembered brutally
Maybe you should take it out on your boss who is exploiting you and not OF models. I dunno. Just a thought. This is such a common refrain/meme among people working blue collar labor and it’s like, the sex workers making more money than you are not your enemy, they are also working hard for their money, your boss’s boss however…..
Donald Trump sounds like shit. I mean, he always has but I had been avoiding his speeches for months and he just sounds so feeble now. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe he is dying.
he rly is
If an elephant hates you, it knows exactly what you did.
I love reading books with literary errors. Accidentally incorrect grammar, a hyphen used in place of an em-dash, randomly switching between first and third person. Someone not having all the knowledge or resources to write, but fighting to do it anyway, refusing to be silenced. A book can never be better than one with a raw and bleeding story, but poor execution.
Thoughts on Santa deniers?
I just don't know where else they think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn't make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night
No bot can ever copy the tumblr style hatemail game. Harrassment bots sending shit will just repeat the most generic "wow you are really [negative trait] and a [slur], I bet you also support and defend [despised group of people]" and then just spam that shit to every single post they find.
Meanwhile genuine real human beings that are on tumblr will say shit like
"Have you ever heard of [medication]? I know that there's no one size fits all when it comes to medications like antipsychotics, but the first time I had manic psychosis and thought that I was Princess Diana for seven months, ruining my life, career, and all my relationships, that was the one that saved me. I know that recovery is hard, daunting, mortifying and even terrifying, but I want you to know that it's 100% worth it. You are 100% worth it. So I hope you find whatever it is that works for you and helps you get back into reality so you never again end up in a state where you'd say something this fucking stupid. <3"
My brother randomly told me something that really made me think.
About what "Protect the youth" has become. Idk what it was like in other countries and I know that it very likely could have been stricter than it was in my country back then. But generally:
He was like "When I was 16, there were two kinds of adult content: Horror movies and explicitly depicted sexual content. The first made me have nightmares, the latter (as in what you could get in video rental stores) generally wasn't of much interest to me because it wasn't something I, as a 16 year old, could relate to. And other sexual content that was interesting (and/or helpful) WAS freely accessible. So whenever I saw an "18+" label somewhere, I just completely ignored that content because I knew it wouldn't be interesting at all to me.
But NOW, what's declared 18+ is even an excessive amount of swear words in streams! NOW, when I see an "18+" label, I don't know if it's horror movies that'll give some 16 year olds nightmares, if it's completely unrelatable porn, OR if it's educational sex ed, a 20 year old talking about their really healthy relationship with their partner (that includes intimacy), education about consent in BDSM (which affects 16 year olds as well, there's no age limit to curiosity), a live stream of wholesome musicians who happen to drink a couple of beers during kind of therapeutic talks, or simply people who aren't puritans and say "fuck" a lot! An 18+ label isn't worth anything anymore!"
And yeah... That's just it.
People who talk about body changes during their (first!) puberty are even labelled adult content. Even though puberty very much happens BEFORE adulthood. It's helpful content for minors. And it's labelled "adult" to "protect the youth".
Nothing means anything anymore.
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You're nothing to her after all, right?