Draco: I have a great plan for if I ever become even more famous.
Draco: Like a performer in one of those muggle moving picture things you keep dragging me too
Harry: You mean an actor in a movie
Draco: Yeah that, now don’t you want to hear my awesome plan
Harry: Not really but that’s not going to stop you
Draco: So first, I join some obscure chat app, like ones for people trying to learn they same language or something
Draco: Then I make my profile picture a really common photo of me, one that the media and lots of people use all the time
Harry: You’ve put way too much thought into this
Draco: Then I make my name something random like Carl or Paul
Draco: Then just talk to people who assume I’m a guy called Carl with a profile picture of Draco and not me
Harry: And what’s the point of all this
Draco: No point. It would just be fun