hello my name is Michael!🐑

don't be offended by Michael

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kuri Huang

[i-bee-stressed]

Reading the Dream SMP transcripts is like reading a dystopian book. George Orwell and Kazuo Ishiguro got nothing on those guys. I've never felt such a dysfunctional society, but I cant stop watching and reading the story because I've grown to adore all the damn characters. From Nihachu and Ghostbur to Dream and Techno. It's terrifying, but even when my head is telling me to not fall in the angst hole I literally jump in head first. I'm like not even half way through the first season, but I'm already ready to die for at least half the characters👍😀

Here are some links if anyone wants to read / watch from the beginning 🥱

DSMP transcripts

dsmp

Dream SMP In Order (Episodes)

The Unofficial Dream SMP TV Series chronologically following the events of the Dream SMP, compiled and edited by Blueberry TV. Status Update

Dream SMP Plot Playlist

A Dream SMP Pure Plot playlist :)) enjoy! This is not the complete series but only the plot related episodes, so if you do want the full ser

[bastardbvby]

who would win? quackity building up his hair reveal for years or sapnap and a nerf gun

[lotusinjadewell]

The Little Prince in Vietnamese traditional costumes such as áo tấc. Credit to artist Hà Trang.

[mahgck]

SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE

[emiett]

Here’s the short comic I made for @pichikui​’s Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! She’s selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES 👻💀!!

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[justatechnowizard]

[chazzfox]

Oh myfdb c

[paper-mario-wiki]

this anime is called Golden Boy and all 6 episodes of it are available for free on youtube!

[kendrajk]

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

[samandriel]

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

[aeacustero]

On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a woman’s body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I can’t remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.

They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.

The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.

Now I’m not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They don’t just ‘screw up’. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, the ‘researchers’ blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.

(Sorry I can’t find any sources online and it’s been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

There’s a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and it’s a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.

[queerrilla]

Reblog because ancient gay power

[speedygal]

ALWAYS. REBLOG. THIS.

And also ancient gay power.

[kingscrown666]

Ancient Gay Power

[dualclock]

also ancient trans power

[crazyshipper67]

Fuck ya ACIENT GAY POWER!!

[hello-my-name-is-michael]

@heniuwu

@i-love-broccolis @smolkujo

[spudinacup]

DO NOT REPOST MY ART… Please

Cat’s are so much easier to understand than people…


Consider buyin a gal a Ko-fi?

[spudinacup]

DO NOT REPOST MY ART…Please

A few days ago @cinder-glitcher tagged me on a project they were making. More specifically this really nifty jacket that was Steven Universe themed. 

They were inquiring if P!Steven would ever wear the jacket.  Answer?

FUCK YES HE WOULD.

[bruhchet]

Making Cake the Cat for my friend! I have so much more to do with this doll but I'm hoping to finish by Tuesday

[hello-my-name-is-michael]

[ampervadasz]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Y'all know who y'all are. I’m coming and I brought scissors

[ppiizza]

He keeps telling her to stop smoking after each snip. This has a lot of chaotic good vibes

[sunnysundown]

perro desgraciado

[willinq]

[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[washjones]

I’ve legit been searching for this video for a couple weeks

[stimman4000]

.

[the-dracologist]

Just stab the wool into shape

[marsupials-of-mars]

Is that what needle felting is? I though you needed some sort of base?

[brbjellyfishing]

[conversationswithtv]

This is what felting is.  It’s a very good hobby for somebody who enjoys stabbing ^u^  what do you think I do all day?

[molothoo]

Really thought he was gonna get a giant great wig….hoping actually

[coyotesmokebreak]

Wanna know how it works?

Those needles have barbs that catch and tangle the fibers of the roving (the term for that loose wool) together. The more you stab it the more tightly-packed and the more firm the object becomes. It takes a lot of little stabs to smooth out the texture on the surface and is best done with a single fine gauge needle.

Fun fact: the longer you use a felting needle the sharper it becomes, as the wool polishes the point.

This doesn’t bode well for your fingers but hey. It’s a fun art filled with cute projects, lots of stabbing, blood, and swearing.

[crisis-acropolis-deactivated201]

More Calmer Sonic Music

For the more chill times

Sonic 1 Marble Zone Star Light Zone Special Stage

Sonic CD (JP/EU) Stardust Speedway Good Future Tidal Tempest Present

Sonic 3D Blast (Saturn) Rusty Ruins Act 1 Rusty Ruins Act 2

Sonic Adventure Sadness Snowy Mountain (Icecap) Limestone Cave… For Icecap At Dawn (Speed Highway)  E102 Gamma

Sonic Adventure 2 Dive into the Mellow Deeper (Death Chamber) The Last Scene

Sonic Mega Collection Intro Game Manual History Credits

Shadow The Hedgehog Lost Impact The Doom Sad Ending

Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Running Through the Plains Kingdom Valley Aquatic Base Result The Time-Space Rift End of the World Just Smile

Sonic Unleashed No Reason To the Surface Dear my Friend Holoska (Night)

Sonic and the Black Knight Theme of Merlina Nimue: Lady of the Lake Knight of the Wind (Acoustic Version)

Sonic Colors Save Screen Area: Planet Wisp Option Screen

Sonic Lost World Sea Bottom Segue

Rainy Mood

(I’ve probably forgotten some)

[charmsterz]

These you missed

[bismuth]

THE MOVIE’S OFFICIAL POSTER

[hello-my-name-is-michael]

אהאעאהאהאהאהאאהא

[gdchans]

Michael Sheen: No one except those from Wales can pronounce this 

David Tennant: Hold my whisky