Cream and Sugar

Lover of tea, cats, and oversized sweaters. Trying to figure out this funny thing called Life without getting into too much trouble along the way.

[welcomingdisaster]

what level of skin care do you perform regularly*?

none

just sunscreen

just lotion/chapstick

sunscreen + lotion/chapstick

sunscreen + lotion + exfolliant

sunscreen + lotion + exfoliant + serum/toner/primer

several different kinds of the above/more than the option above

Voting ended onMay 28

*by this I mean genuinely a part of your routine, not just once in a blue moon -- things you're doing at least half the time.

[angelbabyspice]

Almost 30% of you have absolutely no skincare routine? Not a drop of moisture outside of water touches your body? I need you to know that isn’t normal actually 💔

[quinn-of-aebradore]

@thechekhov peer reviewing your tags because yeah, “normal” is a really poor way of putting it. If my skin is perfectly healthy as it is, why would I spend money unnecessarily on lotions and shit? Not doing that isn’t abnormal.

And yeah, sunscreen is definitely a good one, but I’d say that’s less for moisture and more, yknow, for protection.

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[strange-aeons]

If I don't see any code geass cosplayers at the revolution themed dashcon I'm gonna be ... well, unsurprised. Because it's a largely forgotten show from 2006. But still slightly sad ... because the revolution themed dashcon is an excellent habitat for code geass cosplayers

[strange-aeons]

Besides being My Childhood Cringe and the reason i made my first tumblr account in 2011, code geass is still one of the craziest, most genre confused pieces of media i’ve ever seen.

It's about the horrors of colonialism and war and genocide. It's a high school drama. It's a sexy mecha show. there’s titties everywhere the 2006 fan service is absolutely tasteless and egregious. But don't get distracted, this is a show about rebels fighting to overthrow an evil genocidal empire except for when it's about the world’s largest pizza, yes, the world's largest pizza. Sponsored by Pizza Hut. This Show Is Sponsored By Pizza Hut. Major characters will die in devastating ways that you will remember forever. Buy Pizza Hut. The fandom is mostly yaoi of the two male leads but they’re not canonically queer. There are some canonically queer side characters! but watch out! you’ll wish there weren’t! It takes place in the futuristic year of 2017, which is actually in the 1960s if you convert the shows alternate universe calendar into our own.

If you were to ask me whether this show is good, bad, or so bad that it’s good, i would have to tell you honesty that it’s good. The pizza hut titties out horrors of colonialism show is good.

[zooinameatmecha]

📖 I love Code Geass. It's a masterpiece. It features some of the most singularly stupid moments I have ever seen on screen.

There are levels of toxic yaoi and mecha design that mortals were not meant to experience on this side of eternity. Sometimes the cast has to wear Playboy Bunny outfits for incredibly important plot reasons. There is an extended meditation on whether the inherent corruption of wielding the systems built by your oppressors means the most moral choice for the successful revolutionary is suicide or if the curse to live with the sins of the past must be borne by someone to prevent their reoccurrence. It is a canon event that one of the experimental mecha is critical to creating the world's largest pizza.

There will never be another show like it. Experience at your peril.

[strange-aeons]

anything for the anons in my inbox

Which reason to watch Code Geass is most compelling to you

"I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish"

I'M AT SOUP!!!1!!!

Sponsored By Pizza Hut

Moral complexities of living under and resisting colonial rule

titties

the most racist autistic lesbian ever written is there

Voting ended onMay 29

[jackrabbitlovesong]

@gdchans

[princecroutons]

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

[princecroutons]

my name is croutons and this is my story

[bethfuller]

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

[bethfuller]

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

[1989nihil]

@lee-and-other-things​

i don’t… see a dog???  👀

[captainhaterade]

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[ego94]

“if you’re plus sized you can just shop on shein/amazon/cider, they have a good selection!!” yeah but i don’t want to rely on fast fashion. i think fat people deserve more ethical and high quality clothing choices

[onlyroxxie]

Just posting this here:

Fashionbrandcompany.com

Shopmyviolet.com

Misscandyholic.com

Forestinkclothing.com

Shoptunnelvision.com

Universalstandard.com

Loudbodies.com

Tuesdaybassen.com

Shopsoftcore.com

Snagtights.us

[hecatelund]

Shout out to Chub Rub Clothing too! By and for fat people and really cute to boot!

[asoftgoth]

a few more I would add because I get asked about clothes a lot:

foxblood.com

anthropologie.com

killstar.com

midnighthour.com

and la femme en noir goes up to 5xl in their new items!

Vixen by michelinepitt.com is another amazing brand that goes to 5xl also! Micheline is a cofounder of La Femme En Noir btw, im a big fan

[mortarandsquishle]

THANK YOU

[igrabbedthemoon22]

Maya kern is also a shop for plus sized people! Cute skirts highly recommend! @mayakern

[poes-crypt]

Can also recommend @shopwitchvamp

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[themainspoon]

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

[argumate]

I suppose if you never look inside the skull you can fool yourself that the brain is some vague portal to an angelic realm of pure cognition, but once you find that squeezing this bit turns you blind but only on odd days of the week and a sharp tap to that bit makes the color yellow smell like strawberries and changes your religion then you being to realise it’s just another organ as fiddly and temperamental as your small intestine or your kidneys and about as rational.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

THE SOUP NEEDS TO BE JOSTLED OR IT WILL BE SAD

[noctuamagna]

THE SOUP NEEDS TO BE JOSTLED OR IT WILL BE SAD

[feyosha]

THE SOUP NEEDS TO HE JOSTLED OR IT WILL BE SAD

[passengerprincipessa]

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

[marisatomay]

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

[sophelstien]

harrow the ninth by tamsyn muir / radical feminist therapy: working in the context of violence by bonnie burrow

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deadass said gluten tag ///end ID]

:(

[lanternseason]

I cannot let this languish in tags, thank you for your service @beemovieerotica