Hello Darkness, My Old Friend.

Why am I here again?

[shittycryptids]

A cold one that cracks open the boys

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GPOYW

[mews]

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[politicalprof]

When was the last time American government did its job without sabotaging each other due to party lines?

Shortly before God threw Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden.

That’s not a joke. Politics, party and power are all deeply embedded in the human condition. We had a Revolution and a Civil War because of them. We defended slavery and the abuse of labor because of them. We’ve loathed women, minorities, immigrants and a wide array of religious groups (including Catholics, who Americans used the HATE) because of them. We’ve marginalized LGBTQ, transexuals and asexuals because of them. 

There was no Golden Age. There is no magical place where one can avoid one’s civic duty of citizenship by getting your hands dirty and your soul besmudged. We are human beings making our human hell or our human Eden together. 

It was ever thus. And so it remains.

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Important things

[kammmars]

[thx-a-latke]

four limbs, four joints. next question.

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Fact

[cowboysuggest]

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[pdlcomics]

Fortune

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[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

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World of Imagination

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[wilwheaton]

“To all the young people who are here today, there are now more eligible voters in your generation than in any other, which means your generation now has more power than anybody to change things. If you want it, you can make sure America gets out of its current funk. If you actually care about it, you have the power to make sure we seize a brighter future. But to exercise that clout, to exercise that power, you have to show up. In the last midterm elections in 2014, fewer than one in five young people voted. One in five. Not two in five, or three—one in five. Is it any wonder this Congress doesn’t reflect your values and your priorities? Are you surprised by that? This whole project of self-government only works if everybody’s doing their part. … if you thought elections don’t matter, I hope these last two years have corrected that impression.”

—

President Obama, today.

Please please please make sure you are registered to vote. You can easily confirm your registration, file a new registration, and locate your polling place at iwillvote.com

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Important things

[lizclimo]

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[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

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THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[songofkeys]

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

[hatwithglasses]

Gentleman, if I might add:

[joey-wheeler-official]

yes you may add this

[nevsky-shit]

Ok, but they are ACTUALLY cute

[neurotic-nihilist]

@termytheantisocialbutterfly

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

This is important for writing things

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[animalwoonz]

By: @fransditaa

Instagram: @animalwoonz

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[joshhillinger]

[dsaucedo]

I GOT MARRIED. THESE WERE MY GROOMSMEN.

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Important things

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[bladedamus]

September Mood

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[hauntingyourself]

Everyone’s always saying that ghosts are “Evil, malevolent beings” but homie, I guarantee if some bitch-ass suburban family walked right into your house and started redecorating your shit, you’d be pretty pissed off too

[gostriley]

#notallghosts

[hauntingyourself]

Shit, you right

[mace-from-outerspace]

People keep throwing trash and my patio, I’m not dead yet, and I’m pissed. Can’t imagine how shit it is for a ghost

[lexosaurus]

Everyone keeps asking where are the ghosts but nobody asks how are the ghosts

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Important things

[kuttithevangu]

God forgot to give sins to the angels and thumbs to the goats, so that angels have more thumbs than they can handle, and goats have more sins. To this day goats and angels both adore and resent humankind for having BOTH thumbs AND a capacity to sin, in balanced and wieldy amounts. That’s a fact about the creation of the universe

[captainlordauditor]

……i can’t tell if this is shitposting or talmudic midrash

[kuttithevangu]

Surprise it’s both

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Fact