Hello Hello Darling

Tabitha. Queer. Yumejoshi. 39. 🚫Minors, Feelings Yakuza.

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[mleprae]

Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

[apparentlyautistick]

IS THAT JESUS CHRIST OF NAZERETH??!?????

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[96otherlog]

Fate/ランサー

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[kittychan-sings-enka]

presented without commentary or apology

[zolltraak]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

[brazenautomaton]

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:

“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

[teaboot]

Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[living-force]

Simon "the butcher", who is horrified when he finds out he sentenced a man to death by pressing the camera button.

Simon "the butcher" who keeps apologizing for not knowing better, for causing harm to the people in the room, for being rightfully angry and lashing out, turning every knob and lever and pressing that damn button because why would it work when he doesn't have any power and why didn't they just Tell Him??

Simon "the butcher" who gets teary and has the look of a hurt child on his face when ava mentions filament station and his voice trembles when he is quick to say "that wasn't supposed to happen"...

Simon "the butcher" who apologizes to the sm-13, an inanimate object, after hitting the console.

Just... Simon being so unbeliebably human throughout the whole movie, it makes my heart ache for him

[hellohellodarling]

Have you read Absolute Batman?

Nope! Not really a Batfan to begin with.

[kedreeva]

Please enjoy these jumping spiders, orb weaver, and bonus mouse I found around my house and garden!

Beautiful!!

Here is the coolest spider I saw on my little family trip this week

I don't know what kind, and my nature ID apps couldn't ID it. Pretty large, maybe 2 inches front leg tip to back leg tip.

I also saw a wasp that was Very Insistent that it needed to speak to me about my car's warranty

I ALSO also saw more spiders than just that one, but I was mostly occupied with picking them up and escorting them out of the cabin, much to the delight of the two baby niblings. I'm VERY proud of my little sister, who is terrified of spiders but has done her best not to pass this on to her own children. Nibling #1 said of the first spider I picked up (a young nursery web spider) "Awww she's so cute!" so I feel my sister has succeeded well.

[hellohellodarling]

Oh wow, I'm tempted to say it's a mature American Grass Spider or Nursery Web Spider, but I can't say 100% for sure especially with the size! I used to be absolutely terrified of spiders, but jumpers and Lucas have pretty much cured it entirely, especially when I had to gently transport an adult Phidippus Audax to safety and it walked on my bare hand. Literally felt like magic with how soft and delicate it was as it scampered. I'm still looking for my first native Black Widow sighting, though, that would be a treat in and of itself!

I don't have a lot of wasps, or even bees right now, but as soon as my pollinator garden and clover really get going I hope more will show up!

[pikestaff]

sorry himejoshi tumblr but this person using their yuri manga to spell out the kanji for yuri is living like one hundred years in the future

[pikestaff]

Great idea: https://twitter.com/sanm_ata/status/1672620608444862467

[pikestaff]

People sad about missing yuri day: depending on your time zone, you may not have! Yuri Day is June 25. Be sure to celebrate by (! main quest) reading yuri and (! side quest) kissing a girl

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[vashwhumpweek]

Vash whump week is less than 2 months away! Hopefully you started your wips!

[96otherlog]

Fate/ランサー

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