Current Hyperfixations

alex//23// a place of joy

[hudconvent]

like its hotttt and its humiliatinggggg like especially in hookup era like wow youre letting the captain of the boston raiders nut all over your pretty boy face….letting him defile you on your knees like this…YEOWZAAAAAAA

[shaneausten]

#hisholysuffering #hismartyrdom

[etoilesdeglace]

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS Season 3 Teaser Trailer "If we can survive a war with the Titans, it will be because of love."

[rosedavid]

Percy + screaming Annabeth's name

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[ellisonwongparty]

what makes me laugh about the shane/ilya/svetlana love triangle is that from shane's end shane is like. :( gosh svetlana is so gorgeous and she's russian and she knows ilya's family and they have so much history and she makes ilya laugh..... how can i ever compare.

and then from svetlana's end it's like. if i end up as ilya rozanov's wag i will have actually hit rock bottom. anytime i close my eyes and imagine the worst version of myself, i see myself endgame hetero married to ilya rozanov. imagine being a rozanova. haha. holy shit. could never be me. if ten years down the line i am in a monogamous marriage with ilya rozanov it means i have completely given up on my life. everytime i try to picture us raising kids together i always see us in the house irina died in. no thanks. nooo thanks. I am good. i am good. he gives good dick though. but shane can have him.

[ellisonwongparty]

like all shane wants is to give ilya a beautiful house and a beautiful life and just like. so loudly and easily be his. which he thinks svetlana gets to have. and all svetlana wants is to be a professional hockey player in the MLH and check ilya so hard into the boards he sees stars and then eats her out on center ice. which she thinks shane gets to have.

[dni-archive]

[abysslll]

[itsladykit]

Motion Picture Association of America.

[waywardworldhopper]

Entertainment Software Rating Board

[washedupkam]

i've lost years of my life filling up the brita

[smokingrozanov]

Luca finally brings the guy he’s been seeing to a Centaurs hang out & the guy has blonde curls & brown eyes & a small spattering of freckles & later Shane says to Ilya “Am I narcissistic for noticing that?” & Ilya is like Shane we have bigger fish to fry I think Luca pocketed the bones from the chicken wings we ate earlier

[circumvents]

stop posting your fan art porn on blue sky and start posting it on ao3 please I have a family

[eugeniedanglars]

“shane was trying to prove to himself that he was straight by dating rose” “no, he knew he was queer, he was just trying to prove to himself that he liked women” folks i gotta be honest i don’t think shane was thinking about his sexual identity when he dated rose, i think he was trying to prove to himself that he was Normal. like i don’t think shane was thinking of himself in terms of gay vs bisexual or even attracted to men vs attracted to women, i think he was thinking of himself in terms of Mistake I’ve Been Making With Rozanov vs Normal Acceptable Expected Behavior I Need To Get Serious About Performing. like his actual desire and attraction is so divorced from his understanding of what he’s supposed to be doing as a masculine professional athlete that he doesn’t even consider whether he’s attracted to rose when he dates her, or rather he avoids considering it until she forces him to. In My Opinion.

[hr-rep]

big dick shane 🙂‍↕️ the first time ilya gets him to properly fuck his face (shane on his back in bed, ilya between his thighs, just like their first time) shane keeps apologizing for how big he is (on anyone else it would be cocky but with how earnestly he says it it just makes ilya so hard he gets dizzy) but it just feels so good & he cant help but stutter his hips up and ilya chokes a bit and grips his hips harder but doesnt push him down against the mattress so he keeps thrusting and ilyas face is red and his lips are stretched obscenelyyy wide and when shane comes in his mouth ilya pulls off and crawls up the mattress to kiss shane (& drips shanes own come back into his mouth) & hes still short for breath when he jerks off all over that useless massive dick

SHANE ‼️APOLOGIZING ‼️ for how BIG IT IS??????????? I could kiss you

[amyritter]

the penis gazer

[fuckrozanov]

[emziess]

Buck & Eddie 9-1-1 Nashville, S01E12

[andavs]

otters.psd

[aslongasitsblack]

shane is living out some pretty universal fantasies (the stripper does love me, the badboy has a soft spot for me, oh no this attractive man is cornering me into living out my sexual fantasies etc) but ngl ilya is living out some odd shit that i think is pretty specific to him

[aslongasitsblack]

(@themauvesoul)