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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

creamypancakebatter

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

breelandwalker

mina-logan

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

penandinkprincess

cackling about the idea of the ottawa team doing challenges for social media because shane's first question would be, "how many did rozanov get?" and ilya's first question would be, "how many did my husband get?" because they want to beat anyone, but they ESPECIALLY want to beat each other

which means that over time, new challenges for each of them get prefaced with, "and your husband has not gone yet" or "your husband got X" because it is a GIVEN that they're going to want to know how the other did so they can try to beat him

and it's really just another point of evidence that at NO POINT did either of them ever consider letting the other person win ANYTHING

you think the motherfuckers locking the FUCK in to catch the most ping pong balls blindfolded are going to let the other win a deciding match for the cup?? be SO fucking for real

hiholahullo

Ember & Ice, but make it genderbend

#Ohhhhhh #I love this so much ough

lesbianrozanov

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

rabbittush

He’s had a rough day…

postarcadian

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

cloudabserk

need a hug

scunthotter

Baby Shane playing imaginary hockey and then pausing to give imaginary press interviews where he just says things like "gotta put pucks in the net" in his tiny little 7 year old voice.

natedraws

Gift for a user on Kofi, thankyou for the support!

accessible-art

[ID edited from Alt: A digital illustration of a praying mantis sat on a leaf with its wings out. End ID]

I have a headache and am going to lack sleep but at least i have a concept for the dnd character now 👍

#The fun thing is that now that i have some kind of basis i am actually fine with changing pretty much any part of this #Ok not any #But many important aspects #Like if she needs to be a cleric instead of a rogue so be it. Which now that i've said it...#I uh. Do not know what this says about how strong the character concept i have in mind is ha. But i'm just going to assume it's epic #And ignore that it's 3am yayayyay #Sayingthing #But like. The thing is that i have a set of traits and story. And I'm willing to switch several parts of those out #Just not several at once yk. So either way you maintain most of the idea #And its not that far developed tbh. Like it's mainly about the inspiration and i can adapt that yk?

samwwise

#heated rivalry

classicslesbianopinions

ctrl+f is one of the greatest things to happen to academia and indeed this world

snail-mail-33

imo hollanov don't really eat tuna melts for a long time, both because of the Memories, but also neither of them really loved tuna melts and there are other things they'd rather eat. but then their kids looovvvvee tuna melts. and enough time has passed that the Trauma™️ is funny now. So every time a little voice says "tuna melt please papa?" Ilya is like "😔 you know the drill, barricade the doors and go fetch daddy, tuna melt is very dangerous" and these toddlers go 🫡 and put a pile of toys and shoes in front of all the external doors and they drag Shane into the kitchen whilst Ilya cooks. And Shane just sits there rolling his eyes and smiling at his stupid husband that he loves so much as Ilya places one child on each of Shane's knees so he can't run away this time.