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AAA battery, confused about the world Yes, the background here is the entire Shrek movie, enjoy :) No, I am not helloiamaegg on reddit. Bitch stole my username (i mean this in a freindly way :p)

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)

[natalieironside]

I'm glad that the brave state-mandated Penis Inspectors over at the TSA are keeping America safe from shoes and beverages

[natalieironside]

I flyed on a airplane for the first time in about 12 years a few weeks ago and I don't know how any person with even an iota of pride or self-respect could endure such unendurable behavior without just instantly becoming an anarchist on the spot

[arborealgargoyle]

the last time i flew, the heroes to whom we all owe our continued safety as a nation were deeply baffled as to how to uphold their sacred duties when confronted with a cripple. they pulled me aside at the body scan under the assumption that i wouldn't be able to go through it because i was using a wheelchair, and they only became more confused when i told them i could stand long enough to walk through the scan.

this seemed to distress them, sensitive valiant creatures that they are. so they insisted i wait. for. an. HOUR. while everyone else in line went through until they could get someone to pat me down without making me stand. never mind i told them i absolutely could stand. (standing for two minutes in a scan is not the same thing as standing/walking for HOURS across a huge ass airport??)

and then when the long-awaited fondler arrived--heralded in legendary lore akin to the whispers passed from generation to generation of the some-day-second-coming of King Arthur--the first thing they said to me was, "i'm going to need you to stand up."

seriously what the FUCK i could have just walked through the scan. they didn't even SEARCH my chair. i didn't have any explosives on me but oh how they made me wish i did

[taavicleric]

...But we couldn't require people to wear masks to save lives.

[natalieironside]

"Having to wear a mask is tyranny!" says man who still takes off his shoes and throws his drink away at the airport

[castiel--for--king]

As someone who once worked for TSA and aviation you all need to remember that airport security is mostly for optics. Its to make the general pearl-clutching public feel like something is being done to stop scary things and also to be a deterent for would-be assholes who want to cause trouble

Its a sign in a store saying 'smile you're on camera'. Its that bar thing you put accross your steering wheel. Its a dog barking at your door.

Its a suggestion to bad people that its not worth the effort/risk

And I can tell you that training is three entire weeks and 90% of that involves how to spot stuff on an xray. They are literally just monkeys trying to do their best just like the rest of us.

Stop expecting minimum wage workers to be flawlessly attuned to your every need or to be able to rationalize irrational rules to your satisfaction.

[hardyorange]

Can I expect minimum wage workers to not grope my genitals in public at least?

Because, y'know, that's what this post was about: disabled and trans folks being required to subject themselves to intimate touching from a stranger in public, when the 'in public' part is often chosen over a private room because at least that way you have witnesses against the TSA groper inspector going even further when they have you in a vulnerable position.

You really went from 'TSA is security theatre' to 'so be nice to the guy making eye contact with you as he runs his hands down your pants'. If their job is a minimum wage nightmare, why the fuck do they KEEP going out of their way to make MORE work for themselves by pulling people for 'inspection'???

[natalieironside]

Tbh I don't think there's anything you can say to these kinds of people that'll make them grow a spine or a character or a sense of shame. That entire rant up there was just the Nuremburg defense reworded; these vapid protestations are the mewlings of every perpetrator of every abuse and tyranny down through history and we've heard them before.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[invasivefungus46]

*skitters across your dash*

[depsidase]

[softwaring]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Do I keep involuntarily squinting because I have a headache or is the headache because of the involuntary squinting? More at 5.

[helloiamaegg]

And our next news story;

Do I keep involuntarily clenching my jaw because I have a headache, or is the headache because of the involuntarily clenching? More at 6.

[nyc-pizza-rat]

me (neurodivergent) and my friend (also neurodivergent) having a conversation

[speedlimit15]

Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

[creatures-5]

Downright homophobic that blood-borne illnesses exist. Let me drink my gf's blood

[sapphics-with-guns]

We’re all familiar with this iconic panel:

But I don’t see enough people talking about the panels after it, where Samus says this:

She’s a little pervert I love her.

[timejoshi]

To add on to your Alfred post about Alfred turning on Bruce- in Legends of the Dark Knight (2012) Issue #1 Bruce, who's only been Batman for 6 months, gets drunk and bets Alfred one dollar that he has no vulnerabilities

Instead of being a sane person and going "🙄 Okay master Bruce you're drunk put down the bottle" Alfred goes out and hires a bunch of goons to recreate his trauma.

Of course Batman can't stand by and leave a family to go through what he did so he jumps down into the alleyway when he spots a man, woman, and child being held at gun point. So THEN the man, woman, "child", and guy that was holding them all at gun point reveal that they're goons and proceed to beat Batman up. And when he's laying there weak and bloody Alfred comes out, takes a dollar out of his pocket, and goes "everyone has a vulnerability, yes?"

And then he walks Batman home! Meanwhile Bruce's internal monologue while he's being beaten up is literally "[about the rogues] Which one? Which one is sick enough to use my parents' murder to--? --Oh. No. It couldn't be..."

YOU ARE LYING.

[balentay]

THAT'S THE THING- THEY ARENT. And SURE Bruce is a bit full of himself here but still!

"Sir it's been a long night. Let me draw you a hot ba--" "Let's draw you that hot bath, shall we?"

Legends of the Dark Knight (2012) Issue #1

[timejoshi]

[trans-ralsei]

“awa?”

“no. higher. airier.”

“awa?”

“that’s more like it. try again.”

“awa?”

“you have to shift your voice forward so you don’t sound so nasally.”

“awa.”

“yes. now say. I am Subaru Awa.”

“watashi awa subaru des~. it’s nice to meet you!”

“there’s still a bit of fry, but you’re getting there! now. here’s your drum kit and estrogen. i want you to take 6mg of these pills a day and practice drums for 12 hours a day. sorry about the basement tho.”

“awa.”

“yes. awa.”

“awaaaaa.”

[mydearestdarlingdead]

I'm creating a folder that's just Ollie making fun of Bruce/Batman, that's it. I've got enough content to justify starting it

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

[thetomska]

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn’t have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

There has NEVER been a more appropriate time to post this tweet

[chantenhalf]

"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

[helloiamaegg]

ok but i also wanna know How the world works

[teaboot]

My favourite form of humour on this site is the panneau of a banal, non-sexual, everyday circumstance acted out by traditional caricatures borrowed from popular BDSM roleplay

[teaboot]

*comes home from the store to find my anxious puppyboy BF chewing a hole in my sofa because I didn’t leave the TV on for him to make it feel like someone was in the house*

[teaboot]

MFW I’m doing my very best to trot like a good pony but my mistress approached me from behind without warning so I reflexively kicked her in the head with my powerful hooves and now she’s on concussion protocol 🐎💃