Here (yes that's my name)

Totally (totally) normal about my fandoms

[the-immortal-restless]

I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.

So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.

And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.

Like what the fuck man.

[witchening]

More "Grace living on Erid" headcanons

Eridian names get longer over time and with accolades. Grace’s full Eridian name translates roughly to "Biology Expert Space Explorer Ryland Grace, Savior of Planets, Destroyer of Star Eater, Welcomed Friend to Eridians, Teacher to All”, abbreviated to “Savior-Friend-Teacher-Grace”.

Rocky is VERY particular about how people refer to him. Only Adrian and Rocky are allowed to call him “Grace”. Grace is oblivious but surprised at how polite and respectful the Eridians are by giving him his medium-length honorary titles every time he's spoken to or about. He assumes it to be an Eridian culture thing

Grace has no idea Rocky straight up threatens other Eridians for not using "Savior Friend Teacher Grace" when talking about him

"PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME" -Rocky in warbled angry Eridian

[masao-micchi]

pt2

it’s “get a kiss from your teacher” day

rocky’s big brain plan to get more smooches backfired spectacularly

dont be too greedy guys

my other PHM art here

[c4ndyc41n]

big big big plans 😏

[departmentq]

This is the world capitalists want to return to.

Instagram

[torizzzu]

Morning Gaze ✨️

[kacklepop]

Mirrors part 8/?

PREVIOUS

Realizing the guy you've been trying to help thought YOU SPECIFICALLY were just waiting in the wings to do some horrid shit is a lot, especially for someone who's gotten like 3 hours of sleep a night max the last few months

[qiimeera]

warm friend helps for joint pain

((the bloodymary worms have consumed my brain)) also first bloodymary art,, turns out drawing men isn't that hard

(edit: i misspelled the world joints in the drawing im gonna kms)

[helloiamhereforsomereason]

Hehe gay

[cryptim]

[helloiamhereforsomereason]

Yell heah

[wildflowerdraught]

In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual

Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.

[theque3rde3r]

PHM fanart

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[aniseandspearmint]

The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you can’t help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor.

Clark stops a few feet away and squints at you worriedly from behind those ridiculous glasses you’re 99% sure he doesn’t actually need, and asks tentatively, “Everything all right?”

You ignore him in favor of staring at the inky dark numerals hovering over the beaming fool gesticulating some fantastic yacht story for a gaggle of secretaries and minor columnists.

That’s it. Your gift has officially gone haywire. There is no other explanation. Because there is absolutely no way that Brucie Wayne is a 10.

[petitstar]

At this point, you’ve seen it all. Miled manner reporters and billionaires at a 10 and a model-like woman at 11. You were really starting to doubt your power. The day you really stopped believeing in it was when Bruce Wayne came for another visit, and this time with a kid. The kid couldn’t be more than 10 years old, a bit on the short side.

He was an 8.

[lainathewitch]

The day you started believing in it again was when you saw on tv the formation of something called the justice league.

There were those same numbers over superman, batman, wonder woman and robin. That’s when you put two and two together. You wonder how nobody at the daily planet noticed that Clarke was Superman with glasses. You wonder why you didn’t notice. You wonder why nobody put two and two together that Diana Prince and Wonder Woman looked exactly the same. You look in the mirror as the realization hit you and you see your own number change from a 3 to a 9.

[ribbonsflyingoutthewindow]

I don’t think I’ve ever actually reblogged this magnificent post and that’s shame.

[ordinaryschmuck]

The revelation hits you like a ton of bricks. Seeing the 9 above your head, dozens of questions fire off like rapid fire.

How did this happen?

How could this happen?

It’s then you realize: You know the identiities of the world’s greatest superheroes. This brings up a new, and very dangerous question. One that you are too afraid to answer.

That question being: What are you going to do with this knowledge.

[helloiamhereforsomereason]

Alright people, I’ve decided to go crazy and compile a bunch of extensions of this post. Reblog or DM me so I can make more editions or replace ones with updated versions! (Keep in mind some additions I’ve included here are shorter than the others.)

Give me fics to add to this list that are based on the prompt too!

They’re mostly DC/DCU but I included some MCU—labeled separately—at the end.

https://www.tumblr.com/gaeasun/749973221147869184/mantha-has-fallen-jess-house-of-horrors?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/lamarknight/648044471928455168/la-knight-blackoutace-arixese?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/sinisterbutinthelatinsense/749095587397451776/ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/sepia-stained-sunset/712838354928009216/north-peach-mentallydobious?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/ormagoden/628466531023634432/simplysslytherin-blackmagicforever?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/whimsicalpensieve/613221449802629120/claw-animalae-arixese-with-a-whisper?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/merinarasauce/188575684743/lordkingsmith-ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/anastasian-dreamer/185460182373/ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/sendryl/182502178248/ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/saratour/182245384788/ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/yugirl/182620762650/ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/westwindreborn/182407156013/actuallyalivingsaint-petitstar?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/starksgrace/182217319821/ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/jamisings/182042327892/asgardian-viking-ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/northern-borealis/182019481674/rosetherandomreblogger-icantbeme71097?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/torielectra83/181752724064/ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

The MCU One(s):

https://www.tumblr.com/kassyscarlett/181942458500/ribbonsflyingoutthewindow?source=share

[shanestyreshop]

Ryland grace propoganda time

“Oh but voting for ryland grace isn’t fun, cause ryland gosling-“

WRONG.

get that idea OUT. Ryan Gosling is a conventionally attractive actor. Ryland Grace is a nerdy stubborn fuckin little guy who formed a codependent relationship with a rock spider and is so dumb when it comes to relationships he went out for platonic dinner with his ex’s friend every weekend for years.

this man is not some blonde hunk from the front of a Calvin Klein advert. This is an awkward middle school teacher. He is a loser and i have a list on why.

Unironically said “whomp, there it is” while giving an impromptu lecture to the entire world’s leading scientists

his immediate reaction to seeing an alien was to dance horribly and see if it mimicked him

is aroace

if you don’t want him to be aroace there’s also markiplier

Or Stratt or carl or rocky or rocky and Adrian or mark fucking watney (it’s everybody)

There are currently 455 fics under the tag “ryland grace is a wet cat”

called a tube of gravy “better than sex”

named the medical robot Armando and thanks it

made rocky a paper hat for the top of his xenonite ball that said “savior of the world” and drew rocky lab goggles on his tunnel

wears shitty science pun shirts

wears his glasses so wrong it’s hard to believe they’re intact

Brought back hopecore and space and good movies all in one character

he is a loveable loser and deserves to win this.

Make the right choice!

VOTE GRACE!

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[wazzappp]

'Rocky is gonna be so sad when Grace dies :('

Lol. Lmao. You think Rocky is going to LET Grace die?? Fuck no. Broski has a team of Eridians cooking up some science as we speak. Throw Simon into that equation with his weird post blood ocean mutations that probably let him live longer and those chances get even lower. Grace I hope you're ready to wake up one morning and realize that for a 100 year old man you don't look all that much past 47.

'Grace say Grace will die, Rocky fix.' is a PROMISE and by god that lil dude is KEEPING IT.

[kaelaroden]

So will be it

[sharrrrknight]

has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet

[m00nymonster]

The "don’t fumble this" and "awooga" got me

[sharrrrknight]

has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet

[greateggcult]

considering Mark also wrote the WKM series, I imagine this as the comedic alternate universe. Also eldritch entities might not know or care about how humans work, leading into some perplexing thought convos.

the cosmic eel : Woah mama! You gotta lay your eggs in that thing!

Simon: I am a human. We don't lay eggs. Secondly I'm not fucking doing that even if it was a thing. Please do not make it a thing, or I will find a way to kill you and myself.

Rocky [at the opposite end of the ship]: Grace! Good news! Simon wants eggs with you!

Grace: ??? Are... Are you getting enough air in that ball buddy? Where is this coming from? We don't make eggs like Eridians remember?

Rocky: My air intake is normal, statement. Rocky overheard friend Simon muttering to himself in the storage room about Grace and making eggs, which make Simon yearn for death. Think Simon like Grace. *scuttles back to the workshop*

Grace: I am afraid of the implications of this information.