Rat King Polycule Or Else

[Header ID: A photograph of a pile of mannequin hands, in a variety of light skin tones. Icon ID: a photograph of the silhouettes of a human and a xenomorph kissing on a beach at sunset. The xenomorph’s pharyngeal jaws are bursting through the back of the human’s head. End ID.] Teeth / it / minor / notifs don’t work so I won’t see you interacting 😔 dm me if you need anything?

[phoebejeanandtheairforce]

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[phoebejeanandtheairforce]

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[phoebejeanandtheairforce]

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[phoebejeanandtheairforce]

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[phoebejeanandtheairforce]

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[phoebejeanandtheairforce]

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[swingsetindecember]

ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

[grimm-fairy]

I’m in love

[paranoidhousecats-deactivated20]

Story time: So I’m 6’2 and “big boned” as my mother would call it. This happens to me all the time and a couple years ago I managed to get the the front row of a Macklemore concert. This woman, probably 5’4, squeezes up next to me and says, “Hey, I’m here alone, do you mind if I stand in front of you?” Of course not. So we’re all having a good time, dancing around, when all of a sudden this Bro™️ is behind me telling me that I’m too tall to be in the front row and it’s not fair. Now, keep in mind that this concert was outside, in February, in Vail CO. It was FREEZING so not only am I of the stature I am but I had my hair up and a beanie on and a big coat and boots. We try our best to ignore him but Bro™️ is drunk and very clearly thinks I’m a man and proceeds to punch me in the back of the head.

LIL SIS WENT OFF, FOLKS. This tiny woman literally moved me out of the way, jumped up, and head butted Bro™️ in the face with such a fury. I thought she was going to kill him, it was truly a beautiful moment in my life.

The moral of the story is that for every tree in the wild there is a cute little birdy who will defend its shelter to the death. Stick together ladies👯‍♀️

[ahandwithoutahand]

This post is giving me life. I am tiny, a tiny birdie and I will protect all the trees in the forest. Fite me… I dare you. 

P.S. I wish I had a tree to stand next to all the time. -le sigh-

[vizrecon]

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A Calvin and Hobbes comic. Calvin and his mom stand in front of a model of a dinosaur. His mom asks: "What kind of dinosaur did you say this was?" Calvin smiles and answers: "It's a Stegosaurus!" The view zooms out to show the plates on the Stegosaurus' back and its spiked tail. His mom comments: "He looks pretty ferocious." Calvin says: "No, he was a plant eater. The tail spikes were for self-defense." Calvin's mom smiles and asks: "Oh, did Tyrannosaurs fight these?" Calvin throws up his arms and exclaims: "Of course not, mom! Tyrannosaurs came millions of years later!" Calvin walks ahead of his parents, clutching onto Hobbes and frowning. He says: "Look, try not to embarrass me when we go inside, okay?" His dad asks: "Why are we going here if he already knows everything?" / End ID]

[chase2452]

“you’re like me”

[r-tistic]

[ID: three panel Into the Spider-Verse comic by Chase2452. first comic shows Miles asking Peter B. , “So…is there anything else I should know about being spidey?” he is wearing (presumably) the spider-man shirt he bought in the film, a red hooded jacket and a green army coat. Peter says, “Huh? Oh!” he is wearing his suit, sweatpants, and coat, one eyebrow slanted down to imply that he is confused or caught off guard.

the second panel shows peter b by himself, saying: “You can use Spider-Man band-aids for T-shots.” peter’s eyes are closed and he is smiling, there is a visual of a box of spider-man themes band-aids, a syringe, and a red band-aid.

the third panel shows Miles looking up at Peter with start in his eyes, a speech bubble with an exclamation point, star, and second exclamation point. end ID]

[coyotesmokebreak]

I wanna say it again for yall: if you see a deer that doesn’t look right and doesn’t act right it’s probably chronic wasting disease

Document it and your location and contact the DNR

I promise you it’s not a “notdeer”. It’s just being destroyed by a prion disease.

Be responsible and help track it. Hell. Contact animal control and see if they would like to cull it.

[coyotesmokebreak]

CWD does NOT kill humans. In fact it cannot even spread to us currently.

The closest link they’ve been able to infect is a monkey. They injected its SPINE with it.

You don’t want to handle the meat to accidentally infect the area around you as it can spread in the water. You also want to minimize human contact with it bc we don’t want it to develop to infect humans.

We barely understand prion diseases to begin with. We just want to minimize contact even tho it literally can’t infect humans as of now.

If you are a hunter minimize damage to the spine and brain when field dressing and even send in a sample to be tested for CWD.

Even if you pick up a roadkill deer you should send in a sample.

My warning is mainly because they are DANGEROUS PHYSICALLY. They are not well and stop acting like prey animals. They are more willing to lash out. They don’t have the reflex to run away the further it goes. Don’t get mauled.

[redpomegranate]

here and here are numbers (and other resources) for the national hotline for domestic violence in the uk given that around major football tournaments domestic abuse has spiked up by 38% when england has lost. it is not your fault and never will be. please rb to spread resources.

[redpomegranate]

can i just add they still rise if england wins or draws as well.

[redpomegranate]

i have genuinely never felt more afraid and worried for the people who may be affected right now. please know where you can go for help and support.

[gem-femme]

Hey, everyone! My partners @18-toe-beans and @well-you-see are in some financial trouble due to one of them getting their hours cut at their current job and they could use some help with rent and groceries while they look for a second/new job. They’re a queer trans couple living in Minneapolis, dealing with all the shit going on there, and they’ve been my safe harbor since I moved back here.

If you like and have been educated by my content, please help them if you can! They’ve been a major support system for me while I’ve been trying to fight against my oppression and they deserve all the kindness they can get. Thank you all so much in advanced 🧚🏾✨🏳️‍🌈

Here’s their paypal and here’s their cash app.

[sourpatchgoat]

!!!MEDICAL EMERGENCY, 6 TEETH EXTRACTIONS 2.5K NEEDED EXTREME PAIN WILL DO HEAD BUST PAY WHAT YOU WANT.!!!

Examples:

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[sourpatchgoat]

I'd appreciate all the reblogs, I might not respond tonight to everyone, but this is extreme and will need implants after the 2.5k.

[probablyasocialecologist]

Return the National Parks to the Tribes

The jewels of America’s landscape should belong to America’s original peoples.

More than a century ago, in the pages of this magazine, Muir described the entire American continent as a wild garden “favored above all the other wild parks and gardens of the globe.” But in truth, the North American continent has not been a wilderness for at least 15,000 years: Many of the landscapes that became national parks had been shaped by Native peoples for millennia. Forests on the Eastern Seaboard looked plentiful to white settlers because American Indians had strategically burned them to increase the amount of forage for moose and deer and woodland caribou. Yosemite Valley’s sublime landscape was likewise tended by Native peoples; the acorns that fed the Miwok came from black oaks long cultivated by the tribe. The idea of a virgin American wilderness—an Eden untouched by humans and devoid of sin—is an illusion.

[fatmasc]

FreeSewing

We are a community of makers. We provide made-to-measure sewing patterns

This website is full of free sewing patterns that will automatically alter to ur measurements

https://freesewing.org

[hieronymus-bush]

WHAT.

[seluvian]

@roboticchibitan

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Wanna help me out here as t_rfs raid my notes with slurs, sui-bait, ableism, queerphobia, and misgendering?

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Thanks for helping me out

[yehudah]

im going to say something that white neurodivergents are not gonna like

[yehudah]

being hyperfixated on racist media/content creators is literally not an excuse lol. you being able to like something that is racist has everything to do with you being white and is still privileged. yes hyperfixations can be somewhat random and seem "uncontrollable" but they dont exist in a vaccuum!!! you still benefit from supporting racist media/people and having adhd or whatever the fuck is no excuse LOL