I Fought All Of The Turkeys

I want your money

[nejihyugay]

hinata: [entering the room holding a small notebook] hey i got invited to a party tonight and i need you to be my cover story for hiashi

neji: [opening a matching notebook] okay let’s see…. i’ll cover for you if you tell hiashi you’re the one who scratched the porsche

hinata: sorry i’m not doing dad problems this week. i can offer you forgiveness for the time you pushed me down a flight of stairs?

neji: nooo i’m saving that one. can you get temari to stop telling people i wrote a poem called The Bowl That Cut My Soul?

hinata: you know i have no say in what temari does. also can we like talk about that or is it too soon?

neji: are you trying to get me to cover for you or do you want to talk about a poem i may or may not have written?

hinata: nononono please cover for me!

neji: okay okay… how about you don’t bring kiba around the house for a week? i swear he’s making all the upholstery smell like wet dog.

hinata: [jotting down in the notebook] done.

neji: [also writing in his notebook] pleasure doing business with you.

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

a self insert fanfic: i brushed my long blonde hair out my face to show off my clear blue eyes and pale complexion

my colored ass:

[helloimnormal]

[pettycentral]

[helloimnormal]

alexa, play despacito ft. Nicki Minaj

[sistermaryfake]

Every non-Lemonade Beyoncé song has new meaning for me now. I just listened to Freakum Dress and almost had an emotional breakdown.

[sistermaryfake]

I can’t believe this post is back and I still feel this

she literally said “finally you put my love on top” like how fucking sad

[taviacw]

Every now and then when I’m listening to partition and she says “I just wanna be the girl you like” my heart breaks

[helloimnormal]

The song resentment just ends me

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

take some time to, if you’re able, think back to your hardest time – the time you thought that you really couldn’t get through – and then think about how far you’ve come; you did that, you got through, you fought and made those changes and that is so phenomenal: i’m so proud of you

[stimman3000]

after CONSIDERABLE deliberation and searching through amazon i think ive finally uncovered the most ideal outfit any person can wear

[a-yoda-a-day]

[helloimnormal]

I honestly cannot beleive girls across the country are getting dress coded for oversized t shirts bcuz today at school a girl was wearing a crop top woth the word “pussy” in bold and when a teacher confronted her she went “glad u like it!” And blew him a kiss. It’s still the most surreal moment that I’ve ever experienced

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

one of these days im going to be drunk and tell a white friend that they should say nigga and then they actually will and ill have to fight them and get y ass beat bc i cant fight u__u

[helloimnormal]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who fears this

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

the only good thing that came out of boruto was chocho like we stan an icon

[c3rvida3]

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

[c3rvida3]

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

[memereposts]

What the fuck is happening

[c3rvida3]

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

[ramdaughter]

drag me but what came of the ‘cartoons are NOT just for kids!!’ movement besides pushing kids out of media created specifically for them and exposing them to sexual content and putting them in close proximity with pedophiles.

[nikiiwi]

terribly produced cartoons that are needlessly offensive for the sake of seeming “edgy” or “irreverent”.

[loumandliker]

shaming autistic adults less for liking cartoons and disney movies perhaps

[loumandliker]

this is such a weird take yall rly are desperate to keep cringe culture going and to make fun of adults for watching pokémon or whatever huh you’re in for a miserable adulthood if you think you stop being allowed to watch comforting shows and movies you associate w ur childhood as soon as you turn 18

y’all better not be watching anime past ur 18th birthday lest you be labeled cringy and a pedophile, probably

[ramdaughter]

you can keep talking to yourself cause you’re really trying to make this post into something it’s not lol

[midori-n]

Uchiha clan simbol but redesigned like the Pepsi logo

[midori-n]

truly an elite ninja clan

[sasuke-and-naruto]

hey op fuck u

[wyomings]

me in denial after my alarm goes off

[starlightandtears]

Concept:

Real Housewives of Konoha

Discuss.

[vonte2k]

I can imagine Sakura & Ino straight throwing hands over some shade thrown, meanwhile hinatas just chillin in her own world 😂😂😂

[starlightandtears]

Sakura: Well, at the end of the day Ino, Sasuke chose me right? I mean, if I ended up with Sasuke Lite, I’d be upset too.

*music intensifies, camera pans the room and ends on Ino’s face*

Ino: *in her video diary interview * I know….this bitch didn’t. I had to whoop her ass.

*cuts back to scene in the room, Ino launches herself across the table*

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

Hinata: It really is amazing, minding ya own business. Sure, I could’ve reminded Ino that attacking motherfucking Sakura “Strength of 10,000 crack heads” Haruno would land her in the ER but she should’ve remembered.

[starlightandtears]

Also Hinata: I personally wouldn’t be talking so much shit if my husband was as cold and distant as Sasuke but I mean….if that’s what she likes.

[ino-buta]

but anyway NaruHina would be so funny considering the possiblity of Hinata, a princess, not knowing how to do anything at all because Naruto, an orphan, in theory, knows how to do everything. 

In the beginning of their relationship the roles were reversed and Naruto did all the cooking and sewing and housework in between going on missions, sometimes Hinata would try but she would always 1. poison the food or 2. ruin all the delicates in the wash so Naruto would be like “babe. no. please just. wait until i get home. please. im begging you. go out to dinner with your friends while im out. i dont want you to kill yourself via food poisoning before i get back.” and it was also like this when they had kids - except by this point Hinata had started picking up on how to do simple stuff (Naruto was so proud.. he cried… he put photos in a scrapbook of her first successful slice of toast). But then when Naruto became hokage and quickly realized he would never be home he had to try to crash course Hinata on how to . Live. 

She tries to play it cool but every time we see her cooking she’s secretly glancing at a handwritten recipe with ridiculously detailed step-by-step instructions hidden in the cabinet so her kids don’t know that she has no idea what the hell she’s doing.

[rakhna]

Reblog this and tell me in the tags if 1. You are lactose intolerant and 2. If you have ever broken any bones I have a theory and I am trying to prove a point to the FDA