[ino-buta]

Look man, I just run my naruto blog, talk to myself, and mind my business

[ino-buta]

if i start posting Naruto again assume I've experienced some sort of mental break or maybe something else

[ino-buta]

Hinata: of course I support the gay community! one of my best friends is gay!

Shino and Kiba:

[ino-buta]

should I finally watch naruto

[jellopen]

[ino-buta]

Kishimoto was like "yes the audience loves an underdog story (see: Naruto)", put all the greatest GENUINE underdog story potential on a whole other team, and then when that team got super popular he was confused

[ino-buta]

Kishimoto keeps showing us that swing being like "isn't this the saddest, toughest origin story ever in your life? An orphan? With no friends? Naruto pulling himself up by his bootstraps (and his God magic) 😌?"

Meanwhile Team 3 is like: orphan boy with no friends and no magic, orphan girl with no friends and almost no magic, slave

[nejihyuugaofficial]

hinata once bought out an entire shipment of kylie lip kits

[hinata-bush]

😳 you promised you wouldn't tell anyone

[nejihyuugaofficial]

you smoked all my weed. we both know you dont have an anxiety disorder you just have a crush on a homosexual who wont love you back no matter how hard you try

[madamslayyy]

[cerastes]

Rock Lee vs. Gaara went SO hard and was so memorable, it unintentionally tricked an entire generation into thinking Naruto's underlying theme was that effort and hard work ultimately triumph over natural talent. Naruto was, in fact, not about that. It was the opposite, in fact.

[thedeliaishere]

For 20 years Rock Lee has been aura farming a fight he LOST and almost died in

[leiandroid]

naruto baseball au and yap

JERSEY NUMBER, FIELDING POSITION and BATTING ORDER below

#1 PITCHER (P) - NARUTO (ace) ace of the team, star pitcher uzumaki naruto. famous for his rasengan, rasenshuriken, and whatever ridiculous names he comes up with. but really, he's good at pitches with remarkable spin: curveball, forkball, changeups, screwballs, and his signature knuckleball characterised by its unpredictability. #2 CATCHER (C) - SHIKAMARU genius catcher and strategist. treats the game like a chessboard and players as his moving pieces. he tried to resist naruto's naming conventions for pitches but naruto is as stubborn as an ox so... yes naruto, you can throw your rasenshuriken. #8 FIRST BASE (1B) - NEJI receives the most throws and so has excellent reaction time for catching and scooping up balls that come his way #3 SECOND BASE (2B) - SASUKE keystone (see lee) #5 THIRD BASE (3B) - CHOJI a strong throwing arm that can make easy throws to first and home bases to stop advances and get outs. #6 SHORTSTOP (SS) - LEE sasuke and lee have surprising synergy as the keystone combo with speed and sharp reflexes on their side to help make double plays and keep the attacking team at bay. lee's speed, stamina, and quick reactions makes him the perfect shortstop which is the most taxing position on the field. #4 LEFT FIELD (LF) - SHINO (team captain) another fantastic strategist. shino and shikamaru are instrumental in drafting games and reading other teams. has good spatial sense to be able to get into position to catch balls headed into the outfield. has a good enough throwing arm to send the ball back to base. #7 CENTER FIELD (CF) - KIBA extremely athletic and covers a lot of ground with a powerful throwing arm. he can throw balls out from the outfield and reach the basemen with ease. lacks the precision needed for pitching but is a valuable asset in the outfield. #9 RIGHT FIELD (RF) - SAI the chillest position, this position is more like psychological warfare. his unnerving demeanour and trashtalk meant to ragebait the attacking team into making mistakes.

BATTING ORDER

LEADOFF - KIBA - fast on his feet, high on base average, and good base steals. with good batting prowess he makes it to first base often securing a play for the team 2 SPOT - SHINO - consistent hitter with great bat control often advancing kiba on the diamond 3 HOLE - SASUKE - best batter on the team with great reflexes and precision, able to hit wild pitches reliably CLEAN UP - CHOJI - power hitter that has a high homerun count and able to bring his team home 5 POSITION - NEJI - a good hitter with good reflexes, the clean up for the clean up, any missed opportunities with choji, neji can reliably clean up afterwards SPOT 6 - NARUTO - enthusiastic hitter that can range from powerful hits to popflys that get himself out :( SPOT 7 - SHIKAMARU - consistent hitter, not remarkable but reliable BATTING 8 - LEE - absolutely awful at batting but is good at bunting, his speed makes up for the bad plays 9 PLAYER - SAI - consistent hitter that sets the bases back up for the top of the lineup

i have some extra random bs to do with other characters and their roles but i might be drawing those next instead of yapping more hehe

[leiandroid]

naruto baseball au and yap

JERSEY NUMBER, FIELDING POSITION and BATTING ORDER below

#1 PITCHER (P) - NARUTO (ace) ace of the team, star pitcher uzumaki naruto. famous for his rasengan, rasenshuriken, and whatever ridiculous names he comes up with. but really, he's good at pitches with remarkable spin: curveball, forkball, changeups, screwballs, and his signature knuckleball characterised by its unpredictability. #2 CATCHER (C) - SHIKAMARU genius catcher and strategist. treats the game like a chessboard and players as his moving pieces. he tried to resist naruto's naming conventions for pitches but naruto is as stubborn as an ox so... yes naruto, you can throw your rasenshuriken. #8 FIRST BASE (1B) - NEJI receives the most throws and so has excellent reaction time for catching and scooping up balls that come his way #3 SECOND BASE (2B) - SASUKE keystone (see lee) #5 THIRD BASE (3B) - CHOJI a strong throwing arm that can make easy throws to first and home bases to stop advances and get outs. #6 SHORTSTOP (SS) - LEE sasuke and lee have surprising synergy as the keystone combo with speed and sharp reflexes on their side to help make double plays and keep the attacking team at bay. lee's speed, stamina, and quick reactions makes him the perfect shortstop which is the most taxing position on the field. #4 LEFT FIELD (LF) - SHINO (team captain) another fantastic strategist. shino and shikamaru are instrumental in drafting games and reading other teams. has good spatial sense to be able to get into position to catch balls headed into the outfield. has a good enough throwing arm to send the ball back to base. #7 CENTER FIELD (CF) - KIBA extremely athletic and covers a lot of ground with a powerful throwing arm. he can throw balls out from the outfield and reach the basemen with ease. lacks the precision needed for pitching but is a valuable asset in the outfield. #9 RIGHT FIELD (RF) - SAI the chillest position, this position is more like psychological warfare. his unnerving demeanour and trashtalk meant to ragebait the attacking team into making mistakes.

BATTING ORDER

LEADOFF - KIBA - fast on his feet, high on base average, and good base steals. with good batting prowess he makes it to first base often securing a play for the team 2 SPOT - SHINO - consistent hitter with great bat control often advancing kiba on the diamond 3 HOLE - SASUKE - best batter on the team with great reflexes and precision, able to hit wild pitches reliably CLEAN UP - CHOJI - power hitter that has a high homerun count and able to bring his team home 5 POSITION - NEJI - a good hitter with good reflexes, the clean up for the clean up, any missed opportunities with choji, neji can reliably clean up afterwards SPOT 6 - NARUTO - enthusiastic hitter that can range from powerful hits to popflys that get himself out :( SPOT 7 - SHIKAMARU - consistent hitter, not remarkable but reliable BATTING 8 - LEE - absolutely awful at batting but is good at bunting, his speed makes up for the bad plays 9 PLAYER - SAI - consistent hitter that sets the bases back up for the top of the lineup

i have some extra random bs to do with other characters and their roles but i might be drawing those next instead of yapping more hehe

[ino-buta]

no pussy jutsu

[ino-buta]

congratulations on your bottom surgery

[ino-buta]

no pussy jutsu

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pussy no jutsu

[ino-buta]

pussy so good put that ninja in a genjutsu

[ino-buta]

pussy no jutsu

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[ino-buta]

I SIMPLY MUST ASK YOU MANGAKA BITCHES IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO NOT BE A FUCKING FREAK

[animeaway]

Oh did you accidently read that henta1 where theres cowgirls (like catgirls but cows, legit) but theyre treated like actual livestock and at the end theyre sent to the slaughterhouse, too?

[githvyrik]

[ino-buta]

[ino-buta]

The way that Gai says Kakashi when he goes KA. KA. SHi…..that’s love.