Welcome to My Madness

“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.”

[jehovahhthickness]

‪I only got one more talking stage and heartbreak in me and then I’m hanging it up, flat screen. ‬

Men play too much. ‬

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[delphinidin4]

alysontabbitha on IG

[nerdygaykitten-deactivated20210]

[briarin]

Okay, but how??

[gay-irl]

Gay🥣irl

[localstarboy]

That NY “FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT” clear as day

[chrissongzzz]

[melaninmedicine]

I love black women

[beauty-kills]

Y’all taste that ??? Flavor

[humansofnewyork]

“I got us a Peloton for Christmas.  It wasn’t like: ‘Hey bitch, you’re fat.’  Nothing like that.  It was my wife who wanted it, for the both of us.  I used it all the time for the first month.  I was on it every morning.  But then I quit, and now it’s turned into a $2300 coat rack.  That’s how it always goes.  Every two years I’ll lose thirty pounds, then it all comes back.  Things will get busy at work and I’ll fall into old habits.  Right now I’m heavier than I’ve ever been.  And I’ll probably be even heavier next time you see me.  I’m stressed out by it.  I wake up sweating in the middle of the night.  What if I can never get to where I need to be?  The doctor’s already told me that my cholesterol is high.  At this rate, I’ll be lucky if I make it to 50.  What would happen to my wife and kids?  We have some money, but not enough.  Every time I fail at a diet, I wonder if I should stop trying.  I think: ‘Maybe this is just who I am.  Maybe I should get comfortable with it.’  And that will make me feel better for a second, but the anxiety always returns.  Because in the back of my mind– I know that comfortable means dead.”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[lustyloveylady]

I have watched this several times and I will never tire of his reaction

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[caffeinated-and-confused]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hardstoplucas1]

When you don’t take your receipt

[poeticcancerian]

This is me I swear 😂

[guccixcucci]

This is so cute 🥺

[rashemibabe]

[coldpapernightmare]

The family that cosplays together is cute as shit together

[constructedparadox]

Awwwww!

[gruesometwosome]

[poise-n-ivy9]

This is like….the realest picture I’ve ever seen 😂

[youwish-youcould-deactivated201]

They look so fed up

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[ingayderzim]

I so wish bobs burgers was real so i could be a passerby....ur friends invite u out to eat and ur like ok and u show up and the owner is standing out front screaming at the italian guy across the street....u bypass him and go inside and ur like isnt this the restaurant that got busted for serving human flesh and ur friends are like ya....u look at the chalkboard and it says the burger of the day is the texas chainsaw massa-curd burger and ur like ok....theres a teenage girl under one of the tables and shes like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..there sre two guys that appear to be a gay couple at the counter and one of them has the worst toupee youve ever seen in your life, the other one is literally always here like every time youve been here hes here.....ur waitress is 9....at no point are u offered a beverage