[catchymemes]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[alaraxia]

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

your life is not an optimization problem

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

[userlesbian]

how to apply a tramp stamp: a step-by-step guide by dan and phil

[dykephan]

i just love how most of phil's friends growing up were girls and his favorite celebrities have always been women and he never allowed anyone to mock his mostly female audience and he doesn't play into the tendency for gay men to show disgust for women's bodies etc etc phil was always destined to queen out

[phumblr]

daily reminder

[peej-on-your-rivalry]

i love lying :3

[weirdplutoprince]

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

[kankalin]

dan and phil get out of my brain!!! let me draw something else!!!!

[nyasm]

[adultfanthem]

Dear Dan and Phil,

Please drop a keychain so us phannies can identify each other out in the wild without asking strangers “are you a phannie”

[angelicdewdrop]

[willgrahamscock]

I have to make mistakes in order to learn & grow

[whimsyloser]

Huge fan of whatever this is

[xmarblevoidx]

do they know how devastating this lore drop is

[a-gentle-yoink]

phatreon was a fever dream this week