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[advice-animal]

Fresh Baked Clothes

[memehumor]

Back off swiper

[thegoodvybe]

[twobroschillin-blog]

[thevoiceofbrendonurie]

where would i bEeeeEEeEeEeEeEEee~

[hellothedisneynerdhere-blog]

Beautiful

[emomemeidk]

If this wasn’t me

[hellothedisneynerdhere-blog]

I’m still confused with Tumblr. Help.

[hellothedisneynerdhere-blog]

Me whenever the teacher introduces a new lesson without even clarifying the last lesson

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

I’m a magician because I’m able to make hundreds of hours of my life disappear into thin air by watching television shows and reading books

[fiercereadsya]

When you’re mad about something that happened in a book and no one understands you

[hellothedisneynerdhere-blog]

[textonly]

[domestic-bands]

Pete: No, but, like, every song out there is about over-sexualizing women, so what if we, like, changed the game? We could write a song that over-sexualizes men.

Patrick: Why?

Pete: Because, feminism.

Patrick: Yes, but, Pete, if you saw a fire, would you throw water on it or would you start a second fire?

Pete: I’d start a second fire, because starting fires is fun.

Patrick: …you are messed up.

[prokopetz]

Owning a cat means having to ensure that every single piece of furniture you own - including the individual shelves thereof - can survive having ten pounds of meat slam into it from a height of six feet.

[hellothedisneynerdhere-blog]

I hate when a certain person knows me and has evidence that shows he/she does know me, BUT I DON'T HAVE A FREAKING IDEA ON WHO THAT PERSON IS OR HOW WE EVEN MET!! Due to this, I become that paranoid and obsessed detective who'll investigate EVERY SINGLE DETAIL ABOUT THAT PERSON.

[wtfzodiacsigns]

It takes about 2.4 seconds for me to go from, “This is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every f*cking person on earth”

Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini

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me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

[memescomedy]