HELLO, GRANDKIDS

Faby . INTJ/INFJ @fabysolaegui insta//youtube

[mrsterlingeverything]

Get those fupas out its friday !!

[tall]

[ryebreadgf]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[dogpuppy]

[kingworm]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[tonyzaret]

Selena Gomez said she’s actually an awkward dork in real life lol I knew we were the same I bet she also collects bags of hair

[waspkiller]

[toskarin]

thanks google

[rollerska8er]

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

[dogpuppy]

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[charliekirkassassinationkink]