Welcome To Denny’s!

—You ever see a rat that was just like, so good? Just a really good rat. Good rat energy.— Lele! she/her. Jewish. ADHD/OCD. 🦀🦀 Sideblog is @theoldbarbedwire for sad war boys and popsicle boys

[fernicenty]

a star of the ocean ✨🦭

[lesbianshepard]

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

[lesbianshepard]

[ikariyuiofficial]

[ottermatopoeia]

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

[anotherbookinthelibrary]

if agamemnon has 0 haters i’m dead

[knightsickness]

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[anik]

i love this guy

[applebutterbabie]

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

[bisexualwario]

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[tysonfurybattlepass]

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

[aspiringsorceress]

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[oldpaintings]

Dream of Spring, 1916 by Helena Horwitz (English, ?--1921)

[gums]

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

[guabiju]

Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards

[mayorbuds]

talking heads was right

[wokeuplaughing]

how

[mayorbuds]

i do ask myself. how did i get here

[jenpsaki]