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THANK YOU @peppermintlark for grabbing this clip right after raiding the stream LOL

Video content and details:

A video clipped from my latest Twitch stream. Powerwash Simulator is the game being streamed.

Transcript:

Me: Kitty!

Me: [reading comment] "The raid didn't bring me-" OH! THE FLY!!

[I wave my hands around a lot trying to chase away a fly.]

Me: Oh! It was on my... [sharply] Give me the- newspaper.

[Crumpling noises as I am handed a newspaper.]

Me: Why is it unrolled??

[Crumpling noises as I roll up the newspaper.]

Me: Hold on, guys.

[I start to climb up onto my desk chair but there is a clunk and I turn back around.]

Me: My great-grandma!

[I climb onto my chair so that only the top of my legs and butt are visible. There is a smacking sound as I hit the wall with the newspaper.]

Me: [faintly] Did I get it?

the context is that there was a fly i was trying to smack and as i was climbing onto my chair to get at it i knocked down the framed picture of my great grandmother that i have above my desk. enjoy the free ass shot <3

#hehehe #twitch streamer #jackstrade #pinned

silliestbutch

Transfem Butch Books:

The Scales of Seduction by Rien Gray [historical fiction, retelling, erotica]: An erotic lesbian monster novella reinterpreting the Medusa myth. Romance between Medusa and a basilisk warrior. Transfem butch protagonist.

Reverse Tomboy by Auto Anon [literary fiction, autofiction, essays]: A novella about a trans woman who struggles with relationships, familial dynamics, and reclaiming her masculinity after transitioning. Comes with an essay on transfeminine butchness and masculinities. Transfem Jewish butch protagonist and author.

Hot Girls with Balls by Benedict Nguyen [litfic, satire]: A contemporary satire novel about two trans lesbian volleyball players, who have to grapple with the anxieties of stardom as well as their their own off-court relationship drama. Transfem Asian-American protagonist. Transfem author.

Little Blue Encyclopedia (for Vivian) by Hazel Jane Plante [litfic]: A trans lesbian mourns her straight trans friend, and comes to terms with her death by writing a personalized encyclopedia/love letter about the latter's favorite obscure TV show. Transfem soft butch protagonist. Transfem author.

Herculine by Grace Byron [litfic, horror]: A disaffected and traumatized young woman arrives at an all-trans girls commune founded by her toxic ex-girlfriend, only to discover something sinister afoot. Transfem butch love interest and side characters. Transfem author.

Our Monsters by Jemma Topaz (mystery, erotica, satire): In a futuristic city inhabited by monsters, a human woman tries to solve a series of grisly murders, while romancing several monster girls. Transfem butch love interest (poly romance, not the only love interest). Transfem author.

Always open to recs. Transfem butches are loved and appreciated, and I don't tolerate invisibilization of transfeminine people when speaking of butchness and lesbian masculinity.

toss a coin to a silly butch 🐻

#hell yes #readlist

lauraciello

I made a pride flag out of free bug stock photos.

Feel free to use it! 🌈🌈🌈🌈

#AMAZING #bugs #insects #pride

southpauz

Here’s a compilation of all the Stevonnie’s I drew for l-a-a-o-u’s SU Art Meme

🐾 Commission Info 🐾 Patreon 🐾 Youtube

steven-universe-heritage-posts

Steven Universe Heritage post

#REALLY CUTE #steven universe #stevonnie #fanart

xalatath

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

#i know it's silly but yeah

kippwire

my lesbian clown girls

#CUTE #og art

posthumousprincessparts

PLEASE HELP TWO TRANSFEMS IN DANGER

hi there it's princess/nova back again, i'm really sorry i have to come here like this but me and my wife are still struggling abandoned by our families and unable to reach any of our friends. we've been trying to survive without me being exposed to harassment but at this point we're going hungry. we don't have any income and need help affording food for ourselves and our kitties please if you can, donate. I would be so truly thankful

v3nm0: @Crow-Forgemaster , @Prince-Nova

c@sh@pp: $dragonforgedbutch , $StrayNova

and for people from outside of the USA, i take donations on my F@nsly: @lil_puppy_nova

apolladay

Did you grow up religious*? Are you religious now?

Yes / Yes / Same religion as the one I grew up in

Yes / Yes / Different religion from the one I grew up in

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*By "growing up" religious I mean having been taught religion at home and/or having participated in religious rituals and/or having personally truly believed in a religion. If you never really believed in god but your parents still made you go to church, it still counts as growing up religious.

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*By "growing up" religious I mean having been taught religion at home and/or having participated in religious rituals and/or having personally truly believed in a religion. If you never really believed in god but your parents still made you go to church, it still counts as growing up religious.

#yup yup jewish :)#i'm practicing a little differently now than how i was raised but not much

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

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(anon submission)

#billionaire.#no they're getting eaten #no such thing as an ethical billionaire

thediscossessed

If you ever thought for a damn second about giving this website money because they add little pride flag decals I'm gonna need you to put that paper into a trans woman's Bank account ok thnx

lakemojave

Understand that it's not just annoying or cringe to have tumblr merch. If you're buying shit from their merch store, you're putting money in the pockets of people who have contributed to the mass harassment and deplatforming of trans women and people of color for a decade or more.