Tumblr Archeology

Hello, I'm Dusk! (He/him, adult.) • This here is my collection of tumblr posts made before 2016. Everything is tagged by year, and while this isn't a heritage or hall of fame style blog, anything you might call important to tumblr culture is tagged as #cultural artifact. (And by that I mean posts that are still referenced/influenced how we talk.) • If you think something should be tagged as a cultural artifact feel free to send a message. • Feel free to send old posts my way as well by tagging me! • Apologies to everyone I surprise by finding your old stuff. lol

[yourenotmysunshine]

So last night I brought my camera and me and my boyfriend went and parked in this parking lot and I put the self timer on and I was like just act natural and I started laughing really hard and the way he’s looking at me in this picture makes me so happy honestly

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[missboston1399]

My annoying landlord

I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up

[tarynel]

That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you

[fonzworthcutlass]

This is great.

[localgothdiz-archive]

[street-walking-stealer]

LLAMA! 

[deadlykillerqueen]

[eyelinerandcigarellos-blog]

Mean Girls explains my senior year perfectly

When my counselor keeps asking me about my future plans: 

When a hoe tries to befriend me as if we wasn’t just beefing for the past three years: 

Me in every single one of my irrelevant classes:

Me having a nervous break down while attempting to finish my senior project essay: 

What I tell myself in the morning:

When I’m not voted anything in my yearbook:

How I’ll probably feel at graduation:

How I will act at graduation: 

LIKE A BAWSE.

- eyelinerandcigarellos.tumblr.com

[jake-clark]

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[patientno7]

the suffering never ends

[sinksanksockie2]

This is the real process

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[moggettt]

Posting readmores like

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

[catbountry]

This one was always my favorite:

[orbsteeb]

lemme just slip into something more comfortable *slides gently into an open grave*

[i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much]

Is this an episode of Supernatural?

[orbsteeb]

i don’t think so, but let me check *steps behind the couch and mimes walking down a fligth of stairs*

[schwinns-second-law-deactivated]

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

[memewhore]