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pride month!!!

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A close up, because you need to see this man’s face. He adores her.

Why does Tumblr crunch up my artwork and spit it out all fuzzy. I’m posting PNGs goddds 😭

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all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

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Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

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man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

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We can't find an appropriately sized PT boot for Mayhem (she's teeny) so I have resorted to vet-approved crafting to encourage her to put her foot down the right way. Boots with the fur

She's adjusting.

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She's doing it! No Bones Jones gooooo

Smacka smacka smacka

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

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humans are the same

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I’ve seen this one doing the rounds a few times (and it makes me cry every time I see it), but was curious about the original Latin text, so I did some digging: it’s a shortened version of CIL 10, 00659, a tombstone from Salernum (modern Salerno, Italy). (source; CIL is the Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum).

Portaui lacrimis madidus te, nostra catella,

Quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus.

Ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis oscula mille

Nec poteris collo grata cubare meo.

Tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem

Et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis

Morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam,

Perdidimus quales hei mihi delicias.

Tu, dulcis Patrice, nostras attingere mensas

Consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos,

Lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas,

Quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus,

Accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter

And here’s my translation:

Wet with tears I have carried you, our little (female) dog, just as I did in happier times fifteen years earlier (lit. “three periods of five years). For myself, Patrice, now you will not give me a thousand kisses nor will you be able to lie lovingly around/against my neck. I have sorrowfully placed you, merit-worthy, in a marble tomb and I have joined you always to myself in death, as by your cleverness you matched a human. Alas, we lost such pleasures for myself! You, sweet Patrice, were accustomed to join us at our table, to beg charmingly for food (while sitting in our) laps. You were in the habit of greedily licking our cups with your tongue, which my hands often held for you. Frequently and joyfully (you) receive a weary one with your (wagging) tail...

tl;dr: this dog was named Patrice and was very, very loved. (another translation with some glossing of the text.)

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It's the fact she's joined to them in death, it's the fact that she sat in her owner's arms and ate their food. That he held the cups down for her to drink from....

Hundreds of years and we still know she was loved. We still know how she liked to sleep. All these years!! Loving dogs is the same!!!!

thaylepo

gonna point out too that 15 years is an INSANELY long lifespan for a dog in ancient Rome. This dog was both well loved and well cared for to have lived so long. Obvs there's going to be some statistical overlap with ancient dogs with loving epitaphs having longer lifespans, but in a world without modern vetrinary science or medicine, no canine vaccines, and no nutritionally formulated dog food, this Roman's beloved pooch exceeded even the average pet dog lifespan today.

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DAVG Extracted Audio Masterlist

All files were extracted by me using Wavenend's Alpha Frosty Mod Editor. Tutorials on how to open and extract audio can be found here and here.

I will update this post as I extract more audio files. The latest posts will always be added to the bottom of their respective sections.

Extracted audio tag: #datv audio

Companion comments:

Companions struggling with the gate during Blood of Arlathan

Companions cheering Rook on and dunking on Illario during his boss fight

What home smells like (Crossroads comments)

Ghilan'nains's comments about Rook's romances at the Crossroads (and their reactions)

Companions being protective of Lucanis during the Bloodbath

Companions reacting to pretending to be Spirits of Disruption during Solas's memory

Companions' (and Rook's) comments about the chantry in Treviso

Venatori taunting companions (and Rook) in the final mission

Final mission deaths:

Teia's comments about companions fallen in the final battle

Evka and Antoine's comments about companions fallen in the final battle

Isabela's comments about companions fallen in the final battle

Illario's comment if Lucanis dies in the final battle

Companions commenting on each other's deaths: Bellara, Davrin, Harding, Lucanis, Neve, Taash, Taash x Harding romance, Neve x Lucanis romance

Teia calling Lucanis her brother when he dies assisting the Crows

Lines from dead companions in the epilogue

Changes in Teia and Viago's ambient dialogue if the companion assigned to help the Crows dies

Overworld banter:

Taash helping a qunari woman at the Treviso market

Isabela's comment on Emmrich romance

Bellara and Davrin giving money to a poor elven man in Treviso

Bellara recognising (Felassan's?) insignia on the undead at the Crossroads

Isabela offering her condolences on Shathann's death

Harding and Lorelei calling the team pups

Teia and Viago barter extracts: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Cut/inaccessible content:

Varric's cut lines about letters delivered to the Lighthouse

Rook interacting with a wolf at the Fen'Harel altars

Varric's old lines from the intro animatic

Rook using the lyrium dagger as a key

Time limit on the Evanuris altars

Lines for forgiven Illario before the final battle if Treviso was blighted

Cut dialogue from Elgar'nan and Solas's verbal fight during Blood of Arlathan

Davrin successfully completing the assignment with the Antivan Crows during the final mission

Neve successfully killing Aelia alongside the Antivan Crows during the final mission

The Caretaker complaining about companions fighting

Cut lines from Neve's final romance scene

Cut lines from Bellara's final romance scene

Teia being present for the battle with the dragon in Treviso

Dialogue reactivity regarding Rook's race/faction:

Bellara asking Qunari Rook why they can't breathe fire like Taash

Elf Rook understanding Solas's words during the Blood of Arlathan

Rook Mercar and Rook De Riva commenting on spies during Coffee with the Crows

Rare dialogue:

Emmlich and Harding discussing their camping trip

Lucanis's gifts for Davrin, Taash, and Emmrich

Taash's combat lines for romanced Rook after they are rescued from the Regret Prison

The Caretaker commenting on Rook visiting/leaving the island with the fragment of Mythal and the result of the confrontation with her

Differences in the final dialogue with romanced bllighted Bellara if you didn't complete Cyrian's funeral

Lines about the future of the elves you can hear in the final dialogue with Bellara if you completed all her personal quests EXCEPT for Cyrian's funeral

Lucanis expressing regret about not telling Neve about his feelings

Lucanis' comments on Davrin's death post-Tearstone Island if you didn't complete Murder of Crows

Misc:

Varric notifying Rook about new available companion quests

Companion ambient themes

Inquisitor Character Creation OST - Fade Sacrifice

The Caretaker saying "Enchantment" :)