Hopelessly Confused

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[macarbe]

[creature-phases]

Every time I see this video I fear for the creator’s mental health

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wonder how the guy who made it’s been doing.

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

[ladistark]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

God damn it I'm gonna have to watch the lil nas x video aren't i

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

ahaha this is fantastic

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Quite mild by some standards really

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

THAT'S EHAT EVERYONE WAS MAD ABOUT?

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

On the whole a solid 9.9/10, docked 0.1 points cuz the devil already looked dead during that lap dance anyway

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I have been informed that the devil was a mannequin due to covid 19 safety precautions, gonna have to bump it up to a 10/10

[ruinedchildhood]

[aubrey-plaza]

THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[bicolossus]

These are the best tags @puddle–wonderful

[uncleromeo]

[ruinedrainbowpooka]

this just made me realize… pretty much all of the monsterfuckers I know have some sort of disability or are LGBT+ (tho most of the LGBT+ ones also have disabilities; the rest might idk). I’m trying to think of one who doesn’t fit either/both categories and I’m coming up blank.

[ashbelero]

[bengesko]

This is a REALLY good article about why monsters mean so much to trans folks, and it just… it says what I’ve never been able to articulate as a trans man who resonates with monsters.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jemmylove]

I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to buy bags of tamales

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[filmnoirsbian]

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

[sydmarch]

ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest

[filmnoirsbian]

[ukwonswife-deactivated20170629]

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

[mermaiddragon]

the best part of this is that he doesn’t remember her name but he read she was dead *in the newspaper* so we have to assume that either the newspaper wrote “the girl you had sex with that one time died” or that he read her name in the newspaper and proceeded to forget it almost as soon as the funeral was done. And both interpreations show how male writers are conceited entitled asses, so I love it

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

usually i dont learn anything new during our math lessons bc kindergarten but one time we put on this shapes video & it started off with like regular ass shapes but then it just kept going into shapes with more & more sides & the kids went fucking nuts. the lady would be like “this is a hendecagon” & theyd all start fucking screaming & cheering in delighted bewilderment that only intensified with each new shape & all us adults in the room who also dont know these shapes were sitting there like

[adonischildsupportcase]

[tenya]

having slowpoke with 2020 glasses be the special event pokemon for New Years 2021 is the funniest joke niantic has ever made

[tenya]

[toastbutteregg]

[thesnadger]

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

[thesnadger]

Update:

[jemthecrystalgem]

Oh fuck they’re inclusive ants, too?!?

[foxpunk]

Image Descriptions

[Image 1: A Screenshot of an invitation to a Facebook group named: “A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony.” Under that is a post in the group that reads: “We reached the center of the Earth. Now what?” Four people commented saying one word each in this order: scurry, dig, work, melt. These words are in capital letters and have spaces between each letter.]

[Image 2: Another Screenshot of a post in the group that reads: “It has come to my attention that when we put the spaces in-between letters it makes it difficult for visually impaired ants to know what we’re saying and so I was wondering if we could try to make this group more accessible for them. (The text to voice can’t figure out what we are saying with the spaces) (Picture of an ant for attention)” This text is then followed by a close up picture of an ant.]

[Image 3: A screenshot of some comments on the post in Image 2. Five people commented: adapt, adapt, inclusion, love adapt, adapt. These words are in capital letters and have no spaces between the letters.]

End of IDs.

[sardonic-soprano]

Please do not reblog this post without image descriptions! The irony of sharing undescribed images that talk about inclusivity for the visually impaired is… Painful.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I’m in this group!! It’s great!

[shanastoryteller]

one time i said to my friend “vitamins are fake” and what i meant was “i am dubious about the efficacy and health benefits of over the counter multivitamins” and what she heard was “i do not believe in the existence of vitamins in our food or in the world in general” 

and she nodded very seriously and said “why do you think that?” and halfway through my rant about how necessary is it, really, for something to contain 3000% of your daily requirement she went “oh, good, okay” 

and like, shout out to her, because if one of my friends had told me they thought that calcium was a government conspiracy i would have started roasting them immediately no questions asked

[suppermariobroth]

In one particular piece of official art for Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s hair is rendered in great detail. Zooming in to the part above his ear, we can see what appears to be a single gray hair. This seems to be deliberate, as analysis of the image reveals that this is not a transparency issue, but that the hair is indeed colored a lighter color than the rest. Due the image being released in a lossless format by Nintendo, this also could not be a compression artifact.

[wereralph]

this is still hands down the wildest post on this site

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]