hellxo

Stella (she/her)

[sloppystyle]

[mansons-horror-queen]

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

[the-gayest-dovah]

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

[bitronic]

(via @they-bite)

[official-pussy-posts]

Official Pussy Post

[peachitykeen]

He’s the most astute and prepared prankster around, I promise.

[lexax-naxfig]

GOOD MORNTING ☀️🏳️‍🌈

[ousia-poetica]

[despazito]

On it boss

[emuanon34]

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[justcatposts]

Doctor Meow and the Multiverse of Catness 

(Source)

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

[kimktsuragi]

this series still has such a chokehold on me

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[veryluckyclovers]

[sloppystyle]

[were--ralph]

[distractedboyfriend]

[armageddon-generation]

Korrasami

[iwantmoreoctopusses]

Since when stock photos have compelling stories

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

Okay, you motherfuckers. Sit down. I am going to learn you a thing.

Do you see these little fuckers?

They’re called guidos. They are from a show called Jersey Shore.

From the left in the top row there’s Snooki. She’s the fun party girl who has some awesome quotes.

Standing behind her is Mike — often called The Situation. He’s kind of a prankster, but is always there for his friends when they need him.

Next to him is Jwoww. She’s the more mature girl of the group.

Then there’s Ronnie. He’s the romantic guy with huge muscles but an even bigger heart.

Sitting next to him is Deena. She’s a blast in a glass — if you ask her, at least.

Next to her is Vinny — the smart and considerate one.

Then there’s Sammi Sweetheart. She’s the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.

Last but not least we have DJ Pauly D. You definitely want to party with him — just don’t be a stalker.

These motherfuckers are my hecking puppers and I have no idea what I would do without them. They go on these crazy adventures in New Jersey, Miami, and even Italy.

This has been a PSA.

Now fuck off.

[dqnquality]

[danceintheskies]

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY TASTES LIKE PRION DISEASE !!!

[polyphonetic]

This says it was posted on September 7202nd, 1993

[iamoutofideas]

they don’t know about endless september