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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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JBB: An Artblog!
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@hellyeah-deceiveinc
Introduction to Deceive Inc: the greatest and most underrated game I have ever played. Here's the carrd for the character descriptions; credits for it go to Iris, creator of the carrd, and the entire game to Tripwire Studios and Sweet Bandits.
It's only ~11 USD on Steam! Grab it now, you won't regret it <3
1. I thought asparagus was a separate post, and was excited to learn, and i learned it was a screenshot. sad
2. im so happy that i only understand like 2 words in the first sentence, but who the fuck is hawk tuah? genuinely i have heard of this, but know Nothing. my three guesses for what hawk tuah is:
1. cowboy lady who does like, idk, cuntry girl defined shenanigans? like a weird christian influencer
2. just literally trisha paytas
3. something to do with america, idk
this shit boring as hell
GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none
My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.
He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument
Oh good, he's named it.
He got her and she's gargantuan
THE BIG is home!!
Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.
He's correct. This is excellent.
I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada
He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.
Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.
And now it just needs a plate!
Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.
it should definitely be
LOMG
LONNNG
LOMMMG
She's LONNNG! Thanks team!
happy pride month to those in the closet. to those who went back into the closet. to those who have unsupportive families, friends and relationships. those who were bullied and harassed because of their identity. those who were killed because of who they truly were and loved.
you are loved and appreciated.
When I was a kid my uncle gave me his old macbook to use for school he shipped it to us and when it arrived I opened it and it smelled like uncle. It had this uncle aura for weeks. I have 7 uncles and they all smell like the inside of a DVD case
What does it mean....
Please stop using bugs to control reality
you are evil because you are weak
they come out at night.
We keep trying to diversity hire straight agents but the abnormalities are turning them gay faster than we can onboard them.
sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.
I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?
and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.
cops r Some Guy with a Gun
do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"
This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.
This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?
My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?
There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?
It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.
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the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear
Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this
RARE!Behind the scenes of scarygrabber
mmh thumb crust
you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you
I shall hold the child.
