KevBro

Welcome.

[youwyld]

i hate when mosquitos do that

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

lmfaoooo !

[macarena-of-time-deactivated201]

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

[melleverdeen]

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

[captain-fucking-levi]

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.

A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.

But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.

[wendyalice-archive]

Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.

[wendyalice-archive]

Highly-radioactive-nerd you’re not a coward, you’re awesome

Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want

You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing

And that’s knowing your limits

Physically, mentally, and emotionally.

You find the monster that’s best for YOU

And you have a nice day

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[justintaco]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

[weloveshortvideos]

[mysharona1987]

[honeynuyt-deactivated20250308]

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

[hashtagloveloses]

dis bitch

[blackgirlsinlove]

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

[furbearingbrick]

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

[vulpinehopes]

I want this post everywhere

[ahsjdkflgl]

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

[randomrav3ns]

Probably time for this year’s rb.

[alexchemist]

Getting a start on 2018’s blog post. Best to start off on the right foot.

[princesconsuela]

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[transtheticsblog]

The future penis

…Imagine a future of 3D printed organs, that use the recipient’s own cells as the “ink”. The implications of this for gender re-assignment are obvious.

Not only will organ donor waiting lists will be a thing of the past, but this technology will pave the way to the complete body transformation that many transgender men dream of. Having a penis that looks and functions like the real thing is something I hope will still become a reality in my lifetime…

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[chaseross]

omg

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂