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[villanellebot]

Fortune Cookies Give The Best Advise

I want to look like Terry Crews. Let the positive energy arise. I have problems picking up certain social cues.

Why is getting into college so stews. Life is weird man, everyone dies. I want to look like Terry Crews.

You give me the sweetest taboos. In a few hours, the sun will rise. I have problems picking up certain social cues.

Verbal abuse is just as bad as physical abuse. I want to know how to be hot *sighs* I want to look like Terry Crews.

Age is not an excuse to escape accountability. Fortune cookies give the best advise. I have problems picking up certain social cues.

I wont sleep till the net renews. Only sunshine, under the bright skies. I want to look like Terry Crews. I have problems picking up certain social cues.

This villanelle was made with tweets by: @JoeyBadBum, @JarenGillett, @IAintMovin, @AuthenticBreeze, @samilynne3, @lowsell, @sdtmingyao, @aurorajulissaaa, @CatSchaller, @KZ_ebutts, @hemmxsighs, @mnovak224354, and @DailyEDMLyric.

Coding: @avoision

[villanellebot]

Never Give Up Cause I Can Prevail

Plans have a way of going awry. Plastic surgery must be on sale. All I want to do is sleep and cry.

Unable to connect to the game, please retry later. Chasing you is like a fairy tale. Plans have a way of going awry.

Really just want to say F it and dye my hair brown. Never give up cause I can prevail. All I want to do is sleep and cry.

Why does it only rain when I have nigh classes? The days keep coming without fail. Plans have a way of going awry.

I think I got garlic sauce in my eye. Feel like running a good hiking trail. All I want to do is sleep and cry.

Just another day without him *sigh. My level of confidence is off the scale. Plans have a way of going awry. All I want to do is sleep and cry.

This villanelle was made with tweets by: @3nikolailic, @RiotGrrrlRiki, @mofokrypt0niall, @rikkidynae_, @s_reitmeyer, @McSamuelC, @snhkz, @rasheedxyahya, @PessimisticJoy, @renaldoc_, @clars0n, @_deekayy, and @rayinbow_.

Coding: @avoision

[helpimabug]

game of thrones most recent episode (“kill the boy”) spoilers

so “kill the boy” basically made it clear that daenarys = joffrey. she’s on the throne because she says so. she kills a dude’s dad and then orders him to marry her (like joffrey/sansa). she’s a tiny blonde incest-baby who loves killing

[helpimabug]

[helpimabug]

readin through old ad&d adventures, and GOD DAMN IT

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[dis-contented]

I am deeply offended by this due to its accuracy.

[helpimabug]

what about orange, nothing is like orange.

[evolutia]

I think white people actually need to think deeply about their actions instead of taking this stance of “I’m not racist.” The “I’m not racist” attitude doesn’t challenge your thinking process. If you aren’t actively thinking about your actions and how they’re perceived, how can you say you aren’t racist? Don’t just say it, be it, educate yourself, so you in turn can educate other white people.

[helpimabug]

im probably not the first white dude to have these thoughts, but:

concepts like “ally”, “feminist”, “not racist”

these are really shitty identities to claim for myself. once i define myself, mentally, as a feminist (for example), it becomes really easy to respond to criticism like “i wouldn’t do that, i’m a feminist”. i may even get personally offended when people say or imply that i’m doing non-feminist things.

i suspect that the more strongly i personally identify with the label, the harder it is for me to face evidence that challenges it.

i think the key point is that, “ally”, “feminist”, “anti-racist”--these are all words that best describe types of action, rather than types of people. a feminist identity only has meaning as long as i continue to actively do feminist things.

also, an identity as an ally is self-harmful; no person is capable of providing all the help that others need, but if i self-identify as an ally, it may make me feel guilty when i can’t help everyone.

[helpimabug]

when i read things friends & family write on facebook it’s pretty astonishing to me how alien white liberalism is to me at this point in my life

it’s just, how is “don’t loot” your first response? how is that your primary concern? is the thought process literally “please don’t do anything that might affect my life directly”? does the thought process even go that far? fuck

[krxs10]

NEW VIDEO RELEASED OF MENTALLY ILL MAN TASED TO DEATH IN POLICE CUSTODY FOR “SAGGING PANTS”

On November 26, 2013, 38 year old Ervin Edwards, partially deaf and mentally ill, was arrested by police for sagging his pants and taken to the West Baton Rouge Parish jail in Louisiana. He only lived for a few more minutes inside of the cell.

For 18 months, police have lied over and over again about what happened the night Ervin Edwards died in their custody. Now that a video of their despicable actions has been released, ( Warning very tough to watch ) it’s clear they murdered this man and left him to die all alone in his jail cell. 

Here are the 5 things you need to know:

The Video Shows an Officer Held a Taser on Him for 1 Minute, Contradicting Earlier Claims

Edwards Was Left Alone & Unresponsive in the Cell for 10 Minutes Before He Was Given Medical Aid

An Internal Review Found No criminal wrongdoing by the Officers

His Girlfriend Told Officers He Had Health Issues That Could Make the Use of a Taser Fatal

A Corrections Expert Said the Video is ‘One of the Worst Things I’ve Seen’

Source / Source / Video

#Stay Woke

[okcreepsters]

This is my number 1 priority in friends.

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I think for a man whose native tongue is Spanish, to be able to put together a phrase like ‘cultural genocide,’ just speaks to how bright he is.

Robert Downey, Jr. on Alejandro González Iñárritu’s comments that superhero movies amount to “cultural genocide.” (via ibaaad)

wh*te tumblr come get your fav

(via communistcoppola)

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downey jr really thinks that english is the only language intelligent people can use? what a buffoon. a racist classist unintelligent buffoon

(via talesofthestarshipregeneration)

Also, Spain is in EUROPE and Spaniards, the folks who originated the colonial language of Spanish, are WHITE. So he’s clearly associating Inarritu’s Mexicanness and Spanish speaking to be markers of low intelligence.  Racist fuck.

(via tashabilities)

Sooooo… what’s RDJ’s “intelligence” look like then in light of that whole criminal downfall he had, before his career bounced back from the sheer whiteness of him? Cos idk how anyone not white could turn around a raging addiction into a career launching point.

Does he not recall such gems as being buck naked, drunk driving w a magnum and not being ceremoniously shot to death for bein white? Or literally days later when he was found incapacitated and unconscious in a little girls room next door to his???? FUCK RDJ AND HIS “COME BACK” HES A CREEP A LIAR AND A RACIST.

(via dogstarblues)

not a great week for avengers

[you-wouldnt-download-a-demon]

Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

So this is it, I guess. The landscape against which we’ll pit our sexy badasses and see what they can make of it.

These are the core facts we know about the world:

People say the apocalypse happened about fifty years ago. There are probably people still alive who can remember it.

There’s plenty of guns.

Vehicles work, and there’s available fuel.

Along with the apocalypse came the world’s psychic maelstrom, whatever that means. Folks can look into it and get information; maybe have visions.

Everything else is up to us. We don’t need specifics right now about what exactly happened in the apocalypse, or what the world’s psychic maelstrom is. Right now we just need to figure out some broad strokes about what this setting is like.

Four questions (The first three are polls, the fourth is open-ended. Please answer all of them [that you want] at the same time):

1) What minecraft biome does the landscape most resemble? (Plains|Forest|Jungle|Desert|Beach|Mesa|Ocean|Taiga|Swampland|The Nether|Endless City)

2) What’s the weather like? (Arizona|Hawaii|North Carolina|Oregon|Ohio|Minnesota|Northern Alaska) 3) How densely populated is the area? (Urban Squalor|Desolate Sparse Townships|Remote Holdings|Nobody For Miles)

4) What’s one strange thing that lives here?

[helpimabug]

want to play Apocalypse World, tumblr?

[helpimabug]

you guys this site is awesome http://jimkang.com/namedlevels/

[helpimabug]

she had almond-shaped eyes. they were also almond-sized. when she shook her head, they rattled around in her eye sockets. she couldn’t see because her eyes were literally almonds.

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[helpimabug]

that’s an awful lot of letters for “emo”

[pentomic-deactivated20250709]

traditional Ashkenazi Jewish music genres

-A Verse From the Torah/Talmud/Pirkei Avot/Shulchan Aruch/Zohar/etc, But Put To Music And Made Incredibly Catchy And You Will Never Be Able To Stop Singing It

-Our Hometown Has Been Completely Destroyed, But It Will Live Forever In Our Hearts

-This Love Song Is So Sweet And Gentle And Wait Both Of These Lovers Are Dead

-Hooray, We Made It To <Holiday> Without Being Slaughtered

-It’s Time For Atheist Socialist Secular Revolution, But In Yiddish

- ya na nai nai nai nAI NAI NAI NAI

-Get Fucked Nazis (A Soviet Jewish Partisan Song)

-Get Fucked Commies (The Same Partisans, Four Years Later)

-WHY AREN’T WE IN ISRAEL

-ba bum ba ba bum (bu du dum)

-This Is What A Love Song Sounds Like At Triple Speed And In Yiddish

-Save Us, O G-d, From <Insert Tyrant Here>

-rumANIA RUMANIA RUMANIARUMANIA

[cranialaccessory]

- lai lai lai lai LAI LAI LAI

- Arrhythmic clapping

- How great is Israel? So great nothing complicated has ever happened there

- Traditional prayer put to a german drinking song tune

- DAYENU DAYENU (dyenu) 

[helpimabug]

in my experience the most traditional sephardic music is the children in the house practicing piano or clarinet at all hours

[helpimabug]

game of thrones house words in the swedish i currently know, from most accurate to least vinter kommer våra knivar är vassa vår är ilskan blir starka vi är inte bönder höra mig prata som en stor katt långa, långa, hela