I’ve Decided Not To Person Today

And there’s not a damn thing I can do to stop me.

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

976 days left

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[lizardlicks]

Black Hills drilling project canceled after backlash from tribes

A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou

[dailycatsblog]

[thegenderdruid]

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[kalianos]

[mumblesplash]

andy weir was pretty funny for the names in this one you gotta admit. hi here are my characters their names are Strategy and Mercy and you’ll never guess their most prominent traits

[mumblesplash]

eventually we are introduced to my third character who is, by all appearances, a sentient rock. and his name? …heh. well,

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[boingmann]

[bonivers]

[dailycatsblog]

[sandersstudies]

The grade-school extracurricular teachers: *do fun activities, sing fun songs, see the littles all the time, ask them questions and teach them things*

The littles: okay. :|

The middle/high-school extracurricular teachers: *exist*

The littles: Woaw… I have GOT to ask that guy if he has a dog… and maybe chew on his shirtsleeve … that may actually be the most fascinating person alive and I’m about to become their personal barnacle

[sandersstudies]

Me: *teaches Advanced Improvisational Techniques and Shakespeare*

Little who is there to rehearse for The Itsy Bitsy Spider : you’re my best friend now

[sandersstudies]

Little: whatcha doin

Me: I’m making a stage lighting plot.

Little: oh

Little: …

Little: i like your necklace

Me: Thank you.

Little: …

Little: can you show me how to draw a heart

[transwalterdecourcey]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government