Doc Mochtane's Funhouse

Check in and stay awhile! Home to reblogs and the occasional random thought. Expect lots of NCIS, Top Gear, Muppet stuff, Monty Python, Whose Line?, British TV, food shows, Wisconsin, Wisconsin sports, and etc. May have rare cases of conservatarianism. General non-shipping zone except in very rare cases.

[say-a-more]

Behind the scenes from Sean

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[bloodandglittertastessobitter]

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

[whatevercomestomymind]

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

[janetfraisersmassivestrap]

bonus:

[ksturf]

a tribute to the one and only david keith mccallum [19.09.1933-25.09.2023 ∞]

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[techs-holopad]

S o m e B i g S p i c y J o y

[randommultifandomperson-deactiv]

Can I get it too?

[quadradaz]

Can’t hurt to try

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[hemohctane]

[bunjywunjy]

How come a badger would fuck up a coyote

you wouldn’t necessarily clock this from just looking at one, but all species of badger are basically just little fucked-up biological TANKS with hearts full of murder.

adorable murder.

to start with, badger skin is so tough that it can resist most attempts by other predators to bite through it, and is also very loose so that even if it’s grabbed by a larger creature, the badger can still turn around and bring its own claws and teeth into the situation!

which is very bad.

and on top of this, badgers are STUPID strong and ridiculously hardy- badgers can shrug off just about any injury that doesn’t kill them outright and will immediately seek retribution by attempting to open you up with those big ol claws like a can of beans being fed into an industrial shredder.

badgers can even 1v1 fucking BEARS and walk off without a scratch, they’re that op.

no, I was not kidding.

the coyote, a fragile creature built for speed and maneuverability, would stand NO chance if it tried to start shit with the badger, and they both know it.

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

My favorite quote: “Badgers are what happens when evolution wants to make an alligator, but all it has to work with is a weasel”

[stitch-n-time]

Badgers can also outrun horses in a sprint. They give zero fucks and are just amazing critters.

[cipheramnesia]

We could have just let badgers have this planet, why didn’t we do that?

[hemohctane]

Just saying…

[hometoursandotherstuff]

A Twitter user saw an ad for this neat, unassuming house for sale for less than $159,000. 

It had a beautiful yard, so he made an app’t to see it. And, that’s when things got weird. 

The living room was messy and tacky, but it had a nice spiral staircase, an open 2nd fl. balcony, and Mediterranean style. 

But what was up with this mural of outer space?

And these 2 creepy homemade aliens?

Well, the space theme continued into the dining room. The mural made it look like you were in a spaceship that landed on the moon- see earth off in the distance?

Hmmm. This looks like the conference room in a space ship. 

The kitchen is plain, but still has a few touches, as well as a “sealed” hatch door. 

What, you say you like the beach? This house has you covered. The bedroom has a waterbed and that’s real sand on the floor. 

The bathroom is a tropical rain forest. 

This 2nd bedroom is beautifully staged in a hippie retro theme- notice the square bed- it must be a cardboard box.

Look, this spare room is a blank canvas- you can make it anything you like.

And, I don’t know what this is on the mezzanine. 

The back of the house is nice, but it’s a little overgrown- the ivy is starting to cover some of the windows. It was sold for $152,500.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/quirky-home-for-sale-comes-with-a-spaceship-and-a-beach-inside-1.4944934

[blondejaneblonde]

Whatever the reason, it’s clear that these people were living their absolute best life.

[finnglas]

that’s an Animal Crossing house

[repost-this-image]

I want this house.

[hemohctane]

I’m guessing this is the realtor, yes yes?

[thecorefather]

frog chair

[katsukizu]

Okay I- 😭

[smackalicious]

@theabbiescreams​

[hemohctane]

[korrainasamisjacket]

A repost of a repost but I had to see this so you do too.

[fenm-universe]

Thanks, I hate it.

[littlencisthings]

Little NCIS Thing #685

Ducky and Jimmy kidnapping the teenagers who egged the M.E. van, bringing them along to the crime scene, and making them clean it up

[browsethestacks]

Muppets by Gabriel Hardman

[holybabes]

[justphotosofchristianyelich]

[oldshowbiz]

“Gou-Let!”

[oldshowbiz]

David McCallum from the Man From U.N.C.L.E. recorded several LPs for Capitol Records at the height of his fame. 

His album Music: A Bit More of Me has the unlikely distinction of being one of the most commonly sampled sounds in the whole history of Hip Hop. You’ll recognize it immediately.

Example Sample Number One Example Sample Number Two Example Sample Number Three Example Sample Number Four Example Sample Number Five Example Sample Number Six

[aremarkablygoofymovie]

Fornell has only been in one (1) episode so far this season. I know he’s not in the FBI anymore, but please consider the following: 

1. One episode would be the fewest Fornell episodes of any season. 

2. Tobias and Gibbs are still best buddies. 

3. I LOVE FORNELL. 

In conclusion, Season 16 needs another appearance of Tobias Fornell. Thank you and goodnight.