CW: LOT OF MESS AND NOSE BLOWING DESCRIPTION
Usually in these scenarios it's the carer who suggests blowing the nose for the other, here I wanted to do the opposite. Enjoy!
A and his boyfriend B are watching a movie on the couch (Midsommar), A is sick and her cold is moving to her chest, which is becoming as congested as her nose. At one point A has to blow her nose, but she doesn't feel like doing it herself: "B, cad you blow by dose?"
B looks for a fairly clean tissue among the used ones that surround them and opens them looking for a dry spot.
A: cad you do it? by dose is literally explodihg! B: they're all so snotty... A: ahd dow I'b afraid they'll be eved bore so.
B finds one that has a few spots that aren't too used.
A is about to start but says: "at least hold it for be properly: press ode dostril so I cad blow frob the other.".
B: which one do you prefer? A: let's start with the left ode because it's less full, so you doh't get shocked.
B plugs her nostril which emits a snotty squelching sound, then A slowly begins to blow and with a wet gurgling sound her snot begins to come out and stick to the tissue
B: gross! it's so warm and slimy. A: cobe od, thidk that I always have it in by dose, you ohly have it ih your hahd for a few secohds, and thed it's your girlfriehd's sdot...
B presses the other nostril: "you can go" A: sure? this ode is really full... B: oh god, blow.
The sound is incredible, as if someone turned on an electric toothbrush inside a custard pudding, and this time just one blow isn't enough, there's really a lot of snot, during the breaks A coughs wet and congested. B doesn't have time to tell her to stop to change the tissue that it tears and A without knowing it blows her nose on B's hand which fills up with warm and thick mucus.
A: oh do what did I do... well apart frob that did you like it? B (in shock): I have to think about it...
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