perchance

witchy not bitchy. mid-thirties. she/her. MDNI - NSFWish - spooky, kinky, & rather whimsical - monogamous and happily partnered 🥰

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[kisxmesoft]

[peenutbuttjelly]

That's not the ball...

[scorpionlafemme]

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

[aaaangel444]

[byjove]

“I don’t understand why people 65+ would want to move across the country to retire to Florida?” They hate their grandkids and they hate paying taxes. I am so serious. It was always the meanest, nastiest, most selfish people moving to Florida and forcing their entire family to deal with the logistical nightmare. Source? My anecdotal experience with the grandparents of my friends growing up. Also, if you are a thoughtful person and you love your family and your family loves you, you are not going to leave them just to live somewhere sunnier.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[wetheurban]

May you heal so deeply that you remember what it feels like to be excited about your future, your creativity, and your life.

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[mewnbuns]

messy, desperate kisses that are only interrupted by the pace of his thrusts getting faster

[soliqz]

[bigtittygothmom666]

[thissweetenamor]

omfg pls

[lovelustandliarsx]

Crazy how those old wounds will rip open again on a random Wednesday

[ravens-a-whore3]

ugh need to hear the most detailed, in depth description of how you want to breed me

[tooferaltobeheard]

Mutual obsession.

[gigglesoup]

you're such a disgusting pervert (i say with barely contained lust ready to eat you alive)