Stuff and Things

LOL I'M 30 NOW. It's been 5 years. I'm back.

[crisisaegyl]

oof it has taken me sooo long to get here cause this fancy pants loser demanded all of the detailing But i finally got around to drawing My favourite little guy from TGCF: Shi Qingxuan 🌸🍃🪭

[lustcannibalism]

they invented a new low just for me

[burninblood]

something to cheer you up: Bucky and Alpine taking a selfie

[a-deadly-serenade]

i dont think we give karl urban enough credit for his acting in this extended edition scene of eomer discovering eowyn in pelennor fields because. my goodness

[magic-gps]

tags via @penandpage

[aragornsrockcollection]

Tags are fantastic, and if you’re on the fence about reading the books please know Eomer finds her before the battle ends in the original, and thinking she is dead goes absolutely feral on the enemy.

The narration is even like “newly king, Eomer says FUCK TACTICS LETS KILL ORCS, and it is not a good decision but he sure did make it emphatically.”

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[eileenwdj]

四名景 | Four Famous Tales

uncensored version under the cut

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[bi-turtle-enthusiast]

“I, AM OVER EIGHT HUNDRED. OLDER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. I’VE CROSSED MORE BRIDGES THAN ALL THE ROADS YOU’VE WALKED. “I, POSSESS SHRINES AND TEMPLES ACROSS THIS LAND; MY DEVOTEES AND WORSHIPPERS ARE SPREAD TO ALL FOUR SEAS. IF YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME, IT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE IGNORANT AND UNLEARNED OF THE WORLD! “I, DO NOT WORSHIP GODS. “I, AM GOD!”

this man is terrifying and i don't think it's talked about NEARLY enough

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

[daughter-of-sapph0]

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

[mechagrrl]

What color is this?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

pussy

[mechagrrl]

[demilypyro]

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

[onion-souls]

Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.

[demilypyro]

Cool 👍

[demilypyro]

man, what the fuck

[sharingsharoncarter]

This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.

[yunmeng-jiang]

WAIT I just realized the entire demon world probably thinks Liu Qingge is courting Luo Binghe,,,,,, he shows up at his front door Every Day for like 5 years to have huge epic battles and then at the end of every fight LBH carefully deposits him back on his little mountain to get healed up for the next one lmao

[ineffectualdemon]

I want Mobei Jun to be so confused about why Binghe married Shen Qingqiu and NOT Liu Qingge

Because he can respect the history with Shen Qingqiu and can get on board with Binghe marrying him even if he doesn't get it but there is a perfectly good second husband right there! You've been courting for YEARS!

I don't understand! You don't court so publicly like that if he's just a casual fuck!

Ohhh wait

Mobei Jun getting mad about it! Because he's thinking of how Shang Qinghua toyed with his feelings

Like he sees them trading barbs at some point and he's like "I've had enough! With all due respect Junshang, stop toying with the man and wed him properly! You shouldn't get his hopes up and then not properly accept his hand! You shame him and yourself!"

And Binghe and Liu Qingge and are just:

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[hotvampireadjacent]

[myjetpack]

My cartoon for this weekend’s @Guardian Books.

p.s. my book ‘Revenge of the Librarians’ is out now: tomgauld.com

[mmagurro]

Great news! Wei Wuxian has died!

[capt-snoozles]

if you see this post i am biting you

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[gloriousbodies]

Same energy