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gender: goblin prince. im not unlinking my sideblogs but they r defunct

[1dietcokeinacan]

Literally can’t believe we recently lived in a world where the 🥺 emoji didn’t exist. Platos cave

[wildesappho-deactivated20201031]

classics are like: you went so extremely hard with the misogyny that it turned into homoeroticism

[herberts-west]

[medievalswords]

[youngsamberg]

moira rose laughing without moving her face should’ve earned catherine o’hara an emmy two years ago

[souvlvki]

when virginia woolf wrote “yes yes yes i do like you. i’m afraid to write the stronger word”

[justhereforthelesbians]

[bethwhit-deactivated20180121]

Every 80s movie is simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic work of film ever released

[jewishdragon]

Please please please read The Enchanted Forest Chronicles!

HNGGGG DRAGONS

[gh00sth00st]

This is an excellent series I highly recommend it!

[probably-a-siren-deactivated202]

@spiritspodcast

[spiritspodcast]

Julia read these as a kid and LOVED them

[neutrinotempest]

did i write a rip off story of these series in 3rd grade? maybe so

[schrodingersincest]

[lousolversons]

Harvey Guillen as Guillermo de la Cruz in What We Do In The Shadows FX

[clambatch]

recently binged all of archive 81! i very obviously had to draw the lads.

[aarianas]

i made a uquiz where you can find out who’d you be like if you were a high school teacher, https://uquiz.com/M3YBeQ put what you got in the tags

[xueyangapologist]

anyway here’s my favourite fuller quote about hannibal

[herberts-west]

this site is literally unusable without xkit im not gonna go to a separate page to rb sth i fucking hate it here

[problematic-jasontodd]

This may be the most perfect video

[trepanties]

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

[trepanties]

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[unproblematicsulu]

star trek fans b like “yeah i’ve seen tos tmp wok sfs tng & ds9 but not voy ent dsc or pic” and we’re just supposed to understand that

[halles-comet]

every successive line in this scene knocks the wind out of you anew