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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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choose your fighter
#this is an alignment chart but we’re not advanced enough to understand it yet ( @cupofcoffin )
If your SO can't make a decision about where to eat, play the 5-2-1 game. You give them 5 restaurants, they pick two, and you pick from those.
My gf of 3 years is the queen of “wherever” and “I don’t care” when it comes to this. This little game fixed our problem immediately. It takes the pressure off of her, but still gives her a choice about where to eat.
(this can also work with kids and indecisive friends)
How to hack executive dysfunction
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny
Making biscuits with Gordon Ramsay.
“So this is Jack and he has some sort of type of laryngeal paralysis? At least thats what the vet told me.”
Jack: [in the voice of a disillusioned 60-year old man] “Mow. Maow.”
Human holding camera: “This is Jack.“
Jack: “Whoa. Maow.”
Human: “His voice is a little deeper than most cats.”
Jack: “Eugh.”
Human: “Hey buddy.”
Human: [whistles and tuts] “Say hi? Say hi?”
Jack: “Meow.”
Human: “Good boy!”
@captioned-miscellaneous-videos
click her!!
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
hi!! i'm sorry if this has been asked before, but you post a lot about Transformers, and i wanna understand all that. is there somewhere i should start?
ahhhhh welcome to gay alien car robot hell!! i’m very excited to (hopefully) drag you down with me
i should note that there is a metric fuckton of different kinds of Transformers media out there (movies! several tv shows! video games! different comic book continuities!). the only Transformers media that i’m personally familiar with/post about are the IDW comic books, so that’s all i’m going to talk about here.
i strongly recommend starting out with Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye, where a ship full of emotionally complex nerds go on a very dubious quest in space, get up to hijinks, and have feelings – it’s the perfect genre blend of action, sitcom, and almost fanfiction-esque emotional beats. it’s also one of the best-written pieces of media i’ve ever had the pleasure of consuming, it’s generally accessible for new readers, and there are multiple canon gay romances (if that’s something you’re looking for).
here’s the general reading order for MTMTE:
to start out, you’re going to want to read The Death of Optimus Prime, a one-shot that sets up both MTMTE and its sister book, Robots in Disguise. It comes bundled in the first trade paperback, but you might miss it if you get your comics another way.
after that, read More Than Meets The Eye #1-6, the 2012 More Than Meets The Eye Annual, and More Than Meets The Eye #7-22, in that order
at this point, MTMTE and Robots in Disguise have a crossover event, Dark Cybertron, which i highly recommend skipping for now and continuing on to More Than Meets The Eye #28. i like Dark Cybertron, but it’s very confusing if you don’t know what’s been going on in Robots in Disguise, and you don’t need to read it to understand the rest of MTMTE. all that you really need to know is that Zrtngeba vf na Nhgbobg abj, naq jr cvpx hc n srj arj perj zrzoref (copy and paste into the linked website to decode the spoiler).
read MTMTE #28-57
after #57, MTMTE gets relaunched under the title Lost Light, which is currently ongoing. it’s the exact same story and same writer, just with a new name. there are currently five issues out, so once you read Lost Light #1-5, you will be caught up with the rest of us!
after that, you may want to check out this chronological reading list for IDW’s Transformers comics! Robots in Disguise and the Windblade miniseries in particular are very good, especially if you like political drama/tension/intrigue.
you can get More Than Meets The Eye through the physical trade paperbacks, digital downloads, or less legal means (they are very easy to find online, though i encourage you to buy them if you can!).
hope the long post hasn’t turned you off! if you end up reading MTMTE, feel free to send me questions or just tell me how you’re feeling about it! i’m always happy to talk about gay alien car robots 😊
Caity Lotz at the Wonder Woman LA Premiere (source)
From @whiskersnpurrs: “I tested a theory today and here’s my conclusion: birthday joy increases exponentionally when you add in 7 kittens 😍 #kittensmakeeverythingbetter . FYI - I feed them. I promise. They put on a good show for you guys but it’s all an act. Honest #dramaqueens” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2qsB5qH ]
in other news, i continue to be a trash human being :’)
This myad bean 😭😭😭🐦😂
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.
^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
Maybe a stupid idea, but maybe it already exists
You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant.
Like, “I rolled 7 on my constitution check” “You get a +2 bonus so that’s a 9.” *Hurriedly marking it down*
Or
“I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area” “Dragonborn are rare in these parts, so she is suspicious at your approach.” “Wait I’m a DRAGONBORN?!?”
It would be absolute chaos but for a one-shot I feel it would be fun. Maybe all the characters have amnesia and they have to figure out what they can do from scratch.