Hällø, hållœ, wêlçōmė tø mÿ čævę.

Please use she/her/they/them!

[emi1y]

the mc*lroys said they don’t have plans to upload their virtual liveshows so here is not a link to the m*mbam, s*wbones, wonderful, and candl*nights shows

[dogtheories]

⚠️ HIT ME! ⚠️

[dogtheories]

zoom accounting class at hwshv

[dogtheories]

we are going t

going to beat you to death 

[hiirenvirna]

nice to meet you, hero man

[ID: Two digital drawings, one of Fitzroy Maplecourt and one of Hieronymous Wiggenstaff against a solid purple background. Fitzroy is a half elf man with light brown skin, brown eyes and dark auburn hair. He is wearing a white shirt with a dark blue bowtie, a dark mauve double breasted vest with gold buttons, dark gray striped pants and black boots. He also has on a wine red cape with a dark fur lining on the collar and lensless glasses. Hieronymous is an elf man with brown skin and brown eyes. There is a large scar on his left cheek and his eyes have bags under them. He has black hair and beard with gray stripes in them and wears his hair in a long ponytail. He wears a white turtleneck and gray pants, as well as gold armor and a blue cape. He has a sword with a silver blade and golden hilt.

In the first image Fitzroy is sitting on the ground, looking rattled and sweating slightly, and his hair is messy. He is using one hand to adjust his glasses. He is saying: “You really threw us a bone there. And that is the first of what is going to be a lot of dog-based jokes.”

The second image is of Hieronymous, standing up and holding his sword. He is looking down at Fitzroy with a tired, deadpan expression while replying: “Oh I get it. Cuz I was a dog.” End ID.]

[halpdevon]

based on this photoset

[cambrianimplosion]

you insult one gay former gifted kid and here come all their friends.🙄 pack it up fitzroy kinnies

[barryjeanblues]

she wears short skirts i wear red robes shes cheer captain and im a ghost trapped in an umbrella for 12 years desperately trying to hold myself together and call out to my twin brother who cant remember who i am

[honeyed-beans]

You walk into your common room. You see a jacked half-elf with a terrible orange tan, doing one armed push ups in the middle of the room. He’s ranting about the latest edition of Boy Cloak Magazine and their lack of a ‘pro-calves defining’ collection.

There’s a genasi sitting on his back as an extra weight, clearly not listening to his rant at all. Instead just straight demolishing a lime. Peel and all.

There is a Firbolg laying face down on the carpet.

You leave the common room.

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

here he is

stealthiest guy in the world

the sexual 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

the secret stealthy guy

you won’t see him coming

but you’ll see his incredible BODY

i hope that his big big dingle-dangle doesn’t fall out of his pants and

trip all of the wires

this secret dad is my dad with an incredible BODY

𝘚𝘌𝘟𝘜𝘈𝘓 𝘋𝘈𝘋

you won’t see him coming

but you’ll hear him comin’

𝘚𝘌𝘟𝘜𝘈𝘓 𝘋𝘈𝘋

𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐄 and ¾ super lover

that’s a one and a quarter pleasure 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺

with my ｓｅｘｕａｌ ｄａｄ

[wilderwraith]

Scuse me while I just illustrate this entire scene

[motherfuckingmagicbrian]

Fitzroy: I want to be a hero :) *rips a mans hand off then lifts him by the scruff of his neck, covered in blood*

[dogtheories]

Visit Original Link

[mcnuggyy]

those first three minutes sure did hurt…

[tazledazzle]

This is my emotional support Argo, he reads me children’s books about a sentient lime and threatens to wear my clothes when I have panic attacks

[handsmotif]

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

you’re in his DMs, i’m delivering him messages via bone squirrels inviting him to eat specially-ordered crepes. we are not the same.