Dr. Stag Lecter

Has anyone seen Williamus Grahamus? The Nietzschean fish dish is getting cold.

[102018]

Cain and Abel will always have a chokehold on me and it's even worse when i compare them to the Jang Bros, knowing the canon fact that Hanseok sort of despises Hanseo, his own brother 🥲 I'M GONNA CRY

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

From a drilling site I was at for two years. I desperately wanted it the moment I laid eyes upon it. One of the drillers stole it for me 🙂 most metal sign I’ve ever seen - it’s up in the garage now in a place of honor.

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[bingle-official]

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

[reekill-playlists]

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

[reekill-playlists]

hey is this still post of the year or

[cyber-corp]

NO

[zelly-fangirl]

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

[cyber-corp]

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

[rsephys]

guyyyys 😭

[prairieenyasblog]

warmup

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— beau taplin

[thememedaddy]

[inafieldofdaisies]

Squid Game (2021—) | Season 2 | Gong Yoo as the Salesman Strangers from Hell (2019) | Lee Dong-wook as Seo Moon-jo

[theeroins]

"the frontman HATES gihun, stop making everything gay"

meanwhile the literal creator of the series:

[eddielove]

My Shayla

[supfag-archives]

RUSSIAN ROULETTE SQUID GAME (2.01)

[thethievingmagpie]

| THE RECRUITER | Squid Game: Spin-Off Trailer by The Thieving Magpie

[midnight--sadness]

gihun collecting deranged homicidal freaks like infinity stones

bonus:

[aestheticmessymess]

So…is anyone else wondering why The Recruiter just so happened to have bone shaped gags at the ready? Like…WHAT IS HE DOING IN HIS FREE TIME?!?! Besides terrorizing homeless people 😂

[men-in-4k]

GONG YOO as The Salesman Squid Game S2:E01 · 2024

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[fuckyeahgongyoo]

"I believe that Gong Yoo's character [the Salesman] is someone who lived a difficult, tough, rock-bottom life, just as much as those that are depicted as the homeless people in the series. And he is someone who is so filled with self-hatred, it is expressed in the hatred he harbours for other humans. And by hating these people, he believes that he is different from them. [He is] showing and expressing his hatred for the people who choose lottery tickets instead of bread, almost as if he's trying to escape his own self-loathing nature."

-Squid Game creator Hwang Dong Hyuk in Radio Times. (x)