what its like in the valley

he/him-trans-audhd I've been presented with the most interesting purpose

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[queer-as-city-folk]

I really want to start an evil council

[girlballs]

Tumblr is awesome.

[crabussy]

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

[crabussy]

okay but he did a lot of things now didn't he. he turned that poor girl into a blue berries

[crabussy]

also are we sure that's a man. there could be estrogen in the chocolate (imagines willy wonka as a beautiful and frightening woman) you know I think I could forgive anyone for turning a child blue and spherical

[crabussy]

peer reviewed by someone who is on a first name basis with willy wonka. I win at posts

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[can-tab-eater-offical]

my brother keeps trying to gatekeep the burger sauce by putting it at the back if the fridge but unfortunately for him i have eyes that can see

[hereinthevalley]

you can pry yeet out of my cod daead hands

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[the-muppet-joker]

I have lost everyone around me because I cannot commit myself to a life of normalcy. Why can't I stop acting like a fucking freak all the time? I cannot even commit to a life of freakery, because I cannot rid myself of the shame. My heart is a caged animal, pacing and snarling and wounded. It would never survive outside of captivity. It will never know the sky, except in the taunting glimpses it sees between iron bars.

[nykenima]

do you guys like me enough to skin me alive

[hereinthevalley]

your twenties are for stubbing your toe on shit

[hereinthevalley]

getting stranded without a car is so funny like i guess im sleeping in the woods tonight then lol

[hereinthevalley]

eating fruit i found on the sidewalk

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions