Welcome to my parlor, dear guests! Put your hats and coats on the hooks by the door and take a seat! Come chat, draw, write, read, whatever you prefer, dears!
Before everyone gets too comfortable I’m going to lay some house rules! (DNI)
Homophobes, transphobes, and everything of the like, get out.
Racists. Get out.
P3d0s, z00’s get out
Anti furries, anti therians, get out.
Trump supporters. Get. Out.
Now with the serious stuff out of the way, about me!
Hello my name is Cat!
I am in highschool (not going to say which year)
I want to be an archivist or writer! Both would be nice!
I write primarily fanfic, this blog is mostly me reblogging the fandoms I’m into, speaking of!
My fandoms! (Fav characters in parenthesis)
The Magnus Archives (Jon, but Martins a close second)
Welcome to night vale (Carlos)
Sherlock and co (Sherlock)
Magnus Chase (Hearthstone and Alex)
The Blackthorn Key series (Benedict)
Marauders (fuck Rowling!) (Remus Lupin)
City spies (Kat)
Jackaby (Jackaby)
All souls trilogy (Marcus my beloved)
Project Hail Mary (all of them. I cannot choose one, but Grace is my son, so ig him? But I adore all the characters )
The Mechanisms (Jonny Dville and Nastya)
And those are the main ones!
Divider creds go to! (In order) (am I prob using the wrong? Do I wanna figure out how they work. NKT at 1 am-)
@saradika-graphics
Photo I found on Pinterest!
@huraxy
@fun-k-graphic
Other platforms!
My Ao3: Heretoreadheadcanons
Wattpad: Heretoreadheadcanons
Characterhub: Heretoreadheadc
Unvale:Heretoreadheadcanons
Discord: Heretoreadheadcanons
You see, I like a user name, I use it everywhere
Other blogs!
@the-posse-tm (Blog for my book characters)
@past-pages (blog for my story character)
@2-halves-of-a-whole (Odypen rp blog)
@not-a-player-shes-a-puppeteer (Circe rp blog)
@ask-kat-the-whiz (City Spies rp blog)
@ask-a-totally-not-a-double-spy (City spies rp blog)
jonny- tried to kill Carmilla and/or himself. Failed and found out he was immortal that way.
Nastya- oh well. Guess I’m here now. Just fucking great.
ashes- oh. So now I can smoke without “destroying my lungs”. And set everything on fire. Interesting.
Ivy- a long ass string of facts about her new immortality and brain
brian- probably had a crazy panic attack and tried to throw himself in space out of desperation
Toy- I mean it was kind of made that way?
tim- a panic attack bigger than Brian’s
Marius- oh shit oh fuck- okay, bottling that up now… all done!
Raph- yayyyy! It worked!
Only addition I have for this is I think that for the first while Tim would fucking hate everything. All of it. The fact he's alive, where he is, the people around him. I think he'd regularly attack people. Pray that it's not real, even if he's not religious, depending on your viewpoint of that.
I love that trope you see in some podcasts where the narrator has a very obvious seething hatred of one of the people or organisations that they regularly talk about and is just. So comically uncharitable in their reporting about them. And you don't learn why for ages if at all, they just Fucking Hate Them. I love Cecil and Steve Carlsberg. I love Dr Harley and the Botany department. I love petty but overwhelming malice in the hands of a biased reporter.
explaining the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to a tudor era peasant and when i'm finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare's hamlet at the globe theatre
[ID: tag: #this ‘blorbo’ doth please me greatly! Hast though seen the bard’s macbeth? For though lady macbeth did so much wrong she didn’t in my heart <3 /end ID]
According to Andy Weir's Eridian biology document, Eridians are better multitaskers than humans will ever be, but the trade off is they're physically incapable of locking in. SO funny to me. Yes this species can build a diorama while simultaneously blitzing through mathematics equations and also partaking in intense gossiping, but they cannot do any of those things for longer than, like, half an hour without going crazy. Species of supercomputers cursed with the TikTok attention span.
Rocky mocks Grace when he says that Rocky is distracting him by starting complex conversations while he's Trying To Do Science. "Human brain have to stop activity just because talking question? Useless! One track mind!"
Then Grace is on hour six of his "trying to recreate skittles" hyperfocus and Rocky is like What The Fuck. Statement.
Yeah human brains can only do a single very consuming task at a time but it can do it for a very long time. The one track in our one track minds spans multiple countries. Persistence predators, babey.