[gaylittle-goober]

cw: loud

I should not have been given permission to edit these

[jabberding0]

One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history

South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty

[chaieyestea]

[white-luke]

If I worked in a college or library I would just randomly hang signs asking people not to do the most incomprehensible things

[white-luke]

"Please be mindful of other library-goers! Do not descale fish in the library!"

[bedlamsbard]

#is this about cornell having to tell students not to butcher a bear in the student dorms #prev WHAT (@snowberriesromanoff)

this is all from like two weeks ago btw (the bear was killed legally)

(for those not in the U.S., Cornell University is an Ivy League private university in upstate New York)

[parakeet]

cannot cope with this figure 

[fruitz]

[bgm05]

simpsons grease disaster

[soapyfemme]

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

[soapyfemme]

POV

[themorriganunofficial]

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

[rodod-endro]

Bring your Alien to work day!!

[glitchedcosmos]

pretty worms

[emmatheward]

- Page 2.

[pokemonarchive]

Dragonair (2026) - Ruler of the Skies Illustrator: rika

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[starship-goldfish]

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[sabrebash]

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

[d1s4strous]

0 inch nails: i dont wanna fuck you

i don't giuve a shit about your inside