[gaylittle-goober]

cw: loud

I should not have been given permission to edit these

[mollyjames]

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[capacity2]

You’ll be sitting on my apparatus

[vithcy]

Currently here

[wyntonyang]

BREAKING: Undertale stageplay in development, in collaboration with songwriter Lin Manuel Miranda

[xelbleedsglitter]

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

[xelbleedsglitter]

Happy ten years to my surprise appendectomy and happy almost ten years to this post I made from my hospital bed.

[segamascott]

[thesituation]

[zoesupreme]

some early morning wisdom for you all

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[actavissyrup]

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[suigintou]

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[fencehopping]

Baby hummingbirds nested on top of a gargoyle>

[anglaised]

there r two ppl arguing on my post and theyve been at it for like 6+ replies now and i just blocked the one i disagreed with so the other person automatically wins the argument now

[anglaised]