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@hermit-crab-shit
Hello!!! Pls read carrds :3 I like Hermitcraft but Dream SMP hyperfixation say n o so this blog will be mainly reblogs for now Here is the link to the post from when I made my pfp and header idk
dark youtube show me the forbidden mumbo jumbo swearing compilation
and THATS the Joehills Docm77 difference!
words from @incorrect-hermitcraft
i do not care how old this is. this will never NOT be funny this is PEAK comedy. Docâs smug confidence. Joeâs complete bewilderment. Truly a magical experience.
Youâd think he would be used to his green friends solving problems with violence by now, but apparently not -
I have some assorted Gecko hcs!!!
Xe use xe/xem pronouns, and also have absolutely no concept of what a "gender" is.
Building off the lack of gender concept, xe could also be biologically genderless!
We've all assumed that xe're green, like a normal gecko, but our litol friend is anything but a normal gecko! So maybe instead of a green boi, xe're a sunset boi :3
Xyr full tag is "Lost-Little-Gecko".
I know that I said that xyr 2ft tall, but I've changed my mind. Xyr 1ft 3in now, and xe also weigh 25-30lbs. Smol.
While Xisuma is the first hermit xey actually spoke too, Mumbo is the first they xey interacted with. What can xey say? He's a gentle, charismatic giant.
Of which, Gecko didn't even know how to talk, read, or write when xey first spawned. Like you said, Shade, xe only knew the instincts to stay near water and punch trees. So, after Mumbo realized that xey literally have no idea how to communicate, he gathered up the other Architechs + Cleo [I think she's a teacher irl???] to teach the little lizard some English!
Iskall might have also tought xem some Swedish when left alone with xem.
By proxy, xyr accent is a mix between British and Swedish.
Xyr voice [aside from accent] is this raspy, soft, and quiet lil thing. And I really do mean quiet. Xisuma had to ask xem to speak louder when xey finally went to him!
Xe're actually rlly into anime, so xe end up bonding with Kakashi Etho over a shared love for Japanese animation.
Xe have a terrible navigation skills. You want xem to go somewhere? Either go with xem yourself or get someone to guide xem to the location.
Gecko likes Etho's bag. Gecko falls asleep in his bag a lot. Gecko doesn't understand the dreams xey have in Etho's bag, but they are fun. Gecko keeps forgeting to ask Etho what a "shinobi" is.
The more scientific hermits love doing labs on lil Gecko. Xyr a completely new species as far as they know, so why wouldn't they wanna know more about xem from a biological and scientific perspective?
When Gecko sheds for the first time, xe're rlly care with the shedded skin, preserving it as best xe can. Afterward, xey neatly fold it and wrap it in some paper tied with string. Why would xey do this? Well, xey wanna make it look nice when xey give it to xyr scientific friends for testing!
Gecko wears an oversized hoodie and nothing else. Mumbo tried to take xem to the Interdimensional Tailor once, but Ranboo scared xem [much to Boo's dismay]. After that, Mumbo just got xem an xs hoodie. Yes, xs is big on xem.
Xe're a point of interest to the technical players, as a new mob hybrid that hasn't been seen before, but given how many mob hybrids there already are xey don't feel out of place. Xey just let xemself be studied, make sure to inform the others about xyr boundaries, and enjoy a wealth of new Minecraft knowledge in return.
- Mod Shade
Perhaps?
ok so i'm not caught up on hc and have literally no idea who gecko is and if xe're canon or not but this gave me so much serotonin i'm crying
Things that put in perspective just how old and important the Hermits have been to the Minecraft community. A list I encourage people to continue:
- The splash screen âWhatâs up Doc?â That appears in the Minecraft Title page is a reference to Docm77 defeating Notch in a pvp battle
- One of the original 3x3 door designs is called an Etho door in honor of EthosLab being its creator
- do you play Bedwars? Xisumavoid is the original creator of that minigame
- do you play TNT Run? Grian is the original creator of that minigame
- Grian helped create and was the main builder of Wynncraft, and still helps administer it today (Wynncraft is the largest Minecarft MMORPG for context)
- Have you ever built an iron farm? Chances are that design is or has been inspired by a TangoTek design
- EthosLab probably has the longest letâs play series on a single player Minecraft world. That series turned 10 years old in december 17, 2020. And at the moment of writing this post it has 558 episodes
- VintageBeef is the original creator of ABBA Rules caving. If you ever seen people go caving together and compete by assigning points to the ores they collect, you have watched ABBA Rules being applied
- Have you played or do you watch UHCs? VintageBeef was one of the people behind the creation of that gamemode
âIâm a bee! Itâs what I do!â đđŻâš
heard that quote in his bee in aque episode and thought it was cute :3
what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said. xisumavoid furry
(sketch under the cut!)
Keep reading
to go with my furry xisuma
Important image of mister Goodtimeswithscar with both Jellie and his Jellie plushie
jellie supremacy!!
If nobodyâs got me, well at least I know Cubfan135 got me, can I get an amen
I just realized Scar and Jellie have matching eyes!
THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO ME JDGSHSG like
zed: be very careful, that goes right into The Void-
grian: sick *instantly hops in* no it doesnt >:( OOH BIG RED BUTTON...
Hermits + Language
Okay I really really adore how the hermits pick up each otherâs way of speaking? (Or maybe they just have similar accents) Like:
- Iskallâs âomegaâ and âof doomâ are basically infectious lol
- Stressâ âgorgeousâ
- hermits sometimes copying Mumbo and saying âIâm chuffed to bitsâ
- UK peeps (eg. Xisuma, False, Ren, Grian) saying âdang itâ
- (speaking of which someone once said False sounds like a female X and I canât unhear it now)
- (Scar and Impulse also have similar voices and vibes haha)
- Hermits say âa-maize-ingâ like Scar
- Hermits also say âshreepâ like Bdubs
- Everyone using â:Dâ
- The âoh yeahâs during the wrestling match
- âyesss babey!!â
- Using âbuttâ as an insult (mostly in the Ren and False sphere)
- Copying Ren: Joe going âweâre cooking with gas todayâ and Stress screaming âMEN, GET IN LINE!â
- everyone using âShashwammyâ because Joe said it once
- Keralis words. Spank you, booshes, Bubbles, Brian. And the hermits copying them.
- This is new but: Scar arguing about how âcaramelâ should be pronounced in the middle of an Among Us game when someone died
@cheese-whiz-barber Stress said âmen, get in lineâ in Renâs HC6 E72, start watching around 15:05 for context :3
gardener beesuma my beloved
I fell asleep last night watching Ethoâs Lets Play, Iâm trying to binge through the series for the first time. I started thinking about something and.. did some quick math and research.
Ethoâs skin is that of a character from Naruto.
According to google, There are 500 episodes of Naruto Shippuden and 220 episodes of Naruto. The average time per episode is 22 minutes. This would equal 264 hours.
Adding season 1 of his LP,- which was 101 episodes, and the 451 of season 2, he has. exactly 264 Hours, and 45 minutes.
He has outran the thing he is a fan of. He has more hours of LP episodes than there was episodes of Naruto. Go kinnie boy, go!
Friendship!
Same energy
I am obsessed with Impulse's little colour coded beds for him, Grian, and Bdubs, I mean look -
It's like a grade school sleepover with the most extra host in the neighborhood, I feel like they're all going to wake up to fresh smoothies in colour coded cups or something for breakfast. This man is a dork your honour -