Hermitcraft Incorect Quotes

[sovereignpigeon]

VERY MINOR HC SEASON 11 SPOILER

Bathsalt = Basalt (According to Scar)

[thememedaddy]

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Evil X: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.  Jevin: Okay?  Evil X: …  Evil X: …  Evil X: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

[sugar-craxy]

"No, no. You shouldn't even eat flowers, they aren't healthy?!" Ex stares at the blue slime in shock. Never have they ever heard of someone that swallows the flowers like it's nothing.

"I thought everyone ate it? You guys have stews with flowers in it, what's the difference?" Jevin replies, tilting his goopy head a little. Ex sighs in frustration.

"I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. You're such an idiot!" They scoff, he can't believe someone would eat a flower raw! Such monstrosity!

"Okay?" Jevin gawks at him, as if waiting for him to turn around and leave.

...

Silence stretches on for a really, really long time that it's actually so awkward. They did thought about leaving but the thought of not correcting the slime tugs at his mind like a piglin to a gold.

....

"Actually, it's gonna bug me if i don't, so.."

At the end of the day, Jevin still eats flowers raw.

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Welsknight, to Bdubs: If Etho doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.  Etho, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Doc: What’s your favorite color?  Hypno: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.  Doc: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?  Hypno: My favorite color is pink.

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Joe: Hey, how are you doing today?  Xisuma: Can we change the subject before I start crying?

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Keralis: What are your adjectives?  Cub: …You mean my pronouns?  Keralis: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?  Cub: …I dunno. What are yours?  Keralis: Noisy and chaotic!  Cub: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Zedaph: What scares you guys the most?  Joel: Werewolves!  Keralis: Sharks.  Cub:The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Impulse: Impulse: Cub.

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Evil X: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.  Jevin: Okay?  Evil X: …  Evil X: …  Evil X: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

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Evil X, grinning: Before you were what?  Welsknight: Before I was-  Evil X: What?  Welsknight: Before I was inter-  Evil X: Before you were interrupted?  Welsknight: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-  Evil X: What?  Welsknight: *makes frustrated sound*  Helsknight, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

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Jevin: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.  Mumbo: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.  Cleo: Fuck you.

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Gem: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?  Bdubs: Which came first, the orange or the orange?  Welsknight: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.  Pearl : What was the color called before then?  Skizz: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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*The Squad is at Home Depot*  Xb : *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*  Tango: *yelling at Skizz and impulse for being idiot sandwiches in the kitchen areas*  Doc: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*  Skizz: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*  Gem: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*  Evil X: *In the car sleeping*

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Cleo: Are you busy?  Joe: Yes.  Cleo: Cool, listen to this...

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Impulse: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…  Zedaph: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.  Impulse: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…  Tango: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Voting ended onApr 1, 2025

[hermitcraft-incorect-quotes]

Po po Skizz: Do you always have to attack me with your words?  Joe: Would you prefer me to use a brick?