hermitcraft quotes

[hermitquotes]

scar: okay, i’ll give you a hint. what am i?

grian: an elf? is that what it is?

scar: yeah, what kind of elf?

grian: …… spanish?

scar:

scar: a tree elf.

grian: oh

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doc: alright, thanks for the tour, baby!

wels:

doc: …… why did i just say that?

wels: doc, if you’re gonna call me baby you at least have to take me out to dinner first

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doc: oh look! there’s a turtle already, coming home.

doc: i’m your daddy. turtle daddy.

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grian: the further i fly away from you, the safer i am.

scar: nooo, that’s actually…… that’s actually…… that’s true.

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iskall: *fighting an entire hoard of zombie pigmen on his own*

iskall: i like how you’re just standing on the side-

stress: we’ll i ain’t getting involved! there’s a little geezer behind you! oh and there’s more falling down.

iskall: alright. are you okay over there though stress? are you alright back there?

stress: yeah. yeah, i’m not getting involved.

iskall: okay just making sure. you’re okay, you’re warm and cozy back there?

stress: yeah, yeah.

iskall: yeah? okay, that’s good then.

stress: how’s it going?

iskall: yeah! no, not bad. busy, you know.

stress: hey there’s a zombie!

iskall: okay-

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stress: 🎶 we’re off to slay some wither skeletonssssss 🎶

iskall: how often have you used that song? for anything in life?

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ren: i’d just like to say, i think this is a terrible idea. that’s all i’m gonna say.

iskall: wait, this was your idea!

ren: oh yeah it was my idea. sorry guys.

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iskall: how do you not know this? we had a tutorial meeting!

tubbo: to be fair, i missed the first hour and a half of that

iskall: you’re right, you did miss the first hour and a half of the hour and 40 minute meeting.

[mcytchaos]

iskall: and that, ladies and gentleman…. and everyone else….

iskall says enby rights!!!!

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stress: iskall! my pickaxe broke!

iskall: did you bring a pickaxe with 2 durability? because- genuinely- you haven’t done anything.

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iskall: i’ve made some minecarts, and i’ve spent all my iron on rails.

stress: hang on, why’d you do that? can’t we just use boats?

iskall: i mean- i would like to be done today.

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tango: there he goes. let’s watch while zedaph climbs the scaffolding!

impulse: ……

impulse: so we’re covering the hole as soon as he jumps right?

tango: oh yeah i thought that was just assumed, here’s some dirt-

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iskall: look at us. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. six idiot goes in, six idiot comes out.

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xisuma: do you like my house? :)

iskall: i think 2010 called, they want their minecrafter back.

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iskall: is riptide 3 the best riptide?

joehills: unless you want to travel shorter distances

iskall: i do not.

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scar: oh just be careful down there, there’s endermen in boats with creepers.

joel: …… WHY?!