Accessible Hermitcraft Posts

A blog made to provide accessible content like image, video, and audio captions for Hermitcraft (and adjacent) posts. Queue is once per day. [Icon: a screenshot of Etho wearing a diamond helmet and peeking over an ice wall.]

[hermitsdescribed]

Hello, welcome! This is a blog dedicated to providing accessible content (such as captions for images, video, and audio posts) for posts relating to the members of the Hermitcraft server!

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Please add our descriptions into the original post! Copy and paste or edit them as much as you like.

Tagging, asks, and DMs are encouraged! Also, adding the tag #accessiblehermitcraft on your original captioned posts is appreciated, but not required.

We personally don't mind notification spam, but keep in mind that nearly all the posts here are reblogs, so the OP will get them as well.

[ethocomments]

[hermitsdescribed]

ID: YouTube comments on an EthosLab Minecraft video. theCodyReeder says "when video started I went to the fridge and got a 2lb bag of chopped kale; by the end of the video I had eaten the whole bag..."

MrTubahead4 replies "Haha I got a family sized bag of chips and some jelly beans. Health freak". End ID

[ethocomments]

[hermitsdescribed]

ID: YouTube comment by Svangen1 on an EthosLab video reading "Aww! I went to the dentist and now I can't have my snacks while I watch Etho! It's not the same without my snacks. (crying face)". End ID

[jellysparrow]

[mcytimagedescribed]

[ID: A graph titled "Sheephood is a spectrum". The graph consists of horizontal double-sided arrow. Docm77's Minecraft skin is on one end of the arrow and says "I am designed specifically to give out concussions." Zedaph's skin is on the other side and simply says "Bweh :) [smiley face]". End ID.]

[wizzskizz]

[arkheia]

[ID: a tweet from Skizzleman (@ theskizzleman) reading:

'I honestly think your deer is awesome. But if you're looking for some pointers on realism, have a look at this masterpiece. Took me like 6 hrs but im pretty proud of it. Feels like it's about to jump off the page at me. My God I'm good at everything.'

Attached is a photo of a very basic pencil drawing, allegedly of a deer. It's only lineart, and the anatomy is more humanoid than one would expect. End ID]

[redwinterroses]

[You Can Bop if You Want To is playing behind this entire clip]

Gem: "If Bdubs walks up to us right now he's gonna have so many questions." [general laughter from Skizz, Tango, Cub, Pearl, Scar, and Impulse.] Skizz: "I want us to just set this up in front of somebody's house to just do it until they come out!" [Tango and Pearl laugh and "hooooo..." in unison] Skizz: [singing along] "...no friends of miiiiine..." Pearl: "That is so good..." Skizz: "This is amazing--" Pearl: "It's almost on beat too!" Impulse: "It's so close--" Pearl: [distinctly off-beat] "Bop, bop, bop!" [Pearl and Skizz back and forth "bop"-ing, Skizz on-beat and Pearl off] Skizz: [laughing] "Pearl!" Pearl: "What!?" Skizz: [imitating Pearl] "Pearl! Bap bap bap!" Gem: "The lag is making--" Pearl: "Am I delayed?" Skizz: "A bap bap bap--" Gem: "--it's like, totally different--" Pearl: "Ohhhh, maan...!" Skizz: "Dude, this is amazing--!" Pearl: "This is great." [Tango laughing] Skizz: "We are so in sync, dude!" Tango: "This is so cool -- we are so professional!"

[chipjrwibignaturals]

babe wake up new doccy clip just dropped

[mcyt-transcribed]

[transcript:

Doccy: (unintelligible) Doc: Da is' der Papa! [There's Dad!] Doccy: Papa! [Dad!] Doc: Ja. [Yeah.] (soft laugh) Doccy: Der hat aber Flügel, der Papa! [Oh, Dad has wings!] Doc: Ja! Ich bi— [Yes! I'm—] Doccy: Is' der 'n Schmetterling? [Is he a butterfly?] Doc: Jaaa! [Yeahhh!] Doccy: (laughs)

end transcript.]

[translator's note: The fact that they're talking about "dad" in third person here is cute baby talk! Talking about "der Papa" ("the dad") or "die Mama" ("the mum") with the article in front like this is a thing only really done when talking to small children, like is the case here.]

[zcleo7]

I love him

[hermitsdescribed]

ID: a Minecraft chat message from GoodTimeWithScar reading "I hope you die". End ID

[theperksofbeingaworm]

"GO AHEAD ETHO SUCK ON EVERY INCH OF IT" ??? bdoubleo why...

[megabuild]

Bdubs: We're gonna need to just- oh my Lord! Come here, please! Python: Noooo! Bdubs: Get it! Python: Ooh! It's an eight vein! Bdubs: (Clapping) SUCK IT, Etho! Suck on every inch of it! Python: (Laughing)

[hermitsdescribed]

VD: Bdubs and Python playing Minecraft, looking for ores in a mineshaft. Python initially walks past a couple blocks of diamond ore on the ceiling before Bdubs notices and encourages him to mine it. End VD

ID: a cat looking skeptically at the viewer. End ID

[cishetdesertduo]

is anyone else still stuck in that goddamn desert or is it just me and goodtimeswithscar over there

[thelizerdwizerd]

I'm still stuck in Sahara

[etunpeudevitriol]

[megabuild]

scott megabuild did you see the end of ethos latest episode? he doesnt mention it verbally AT ALL but he does his outro with a very visible "permits gotta go" poster in place of where his permit should be. hes back on the anti government grindset

😁.....

[gubbymcyt]

-and that's the crazy part! Yknow I think if we could all just- oh-Hold on sorry, I gotta take this....

Hey bitch

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

[ID: a hello kitty flip phone with the screen displaying a low quality image of joe hills livestream face cam. /end ID]

[starrycare]

[id: two drawings of docm77. he's a guy with goat-like features and green skin. his left eye and right arm are missing, he has metal prosthetics in their place.

1. doc happily pointing at his shirt that says "i love hole".

2. redraw of a frame from hatsune miku's "world is mine" pv with doc. he is standing on a globe and leaning forward a bit, his left hand on his cheek. he looks quite smug. above and below him is the text: "this is the goats world. you just live in it!" the drawing has paper texture, and is quite bright, the background is pink with stars scattered around it. end id]

[bewildered-cr0w]

[image description: a digital drawing of minecraft youtuber ethoslab with his hands in his pockets. end ID.]

ladys and gentlemen I give you ethoslab!

[megabuild]

[hermitsdescribed]

ID: two YouTube videos posted 7 years ago by BDoubleO100. The first video is titled "Stack Cheerios on Your Baby Challenge!" Its thumbnail shows two adults and a child stacking several Cheerios on a baby's forehead.

The second video is titled "My Baby Hates Me". Its thumbnail shows the father, Bdubs, solemnly looking to the side in his living room. End ID

[hermitsdescribed]

hi! looked through your pinned but I can't find any info on it:

is it more accessible to add image ID under an image or use the Tumblr alt text feature? thank u!

It's more accessible to add it directly under the image!

Not only are there some bugs that cause alt text to disappear, but some people that use image descriptions prefer to not have them read aloud by a screenreader (such as those who are partially visually impaired, can't easily recognize facial expressions, etc.). It also increases awareness of image descriptions to have them visible in the post!

[risottofan7]

[hermitsdescribed]

ID: a tweet by TangoTek posted on December 30, 2023, reading "I'm full of cheese and have no idea what day it is." End ID