#accessiblehermitcraft

[griba]

ID: A square containing digital fanart of ZombieCleo sarcastically talking with her eyebrows raised and eyes lidded, labelled "sarcastic". End ID

[vulqan]

there is. so much to unpack here.

TRANSCRIPT:

Bdubs: i did talk to him later about his diary entry where—uhh—the, uh, the kid said go brrt—"brrt"— to him and then, uh, ran away. uh—so, i talked to him about that. and—he said he really does feel like he's losing touch, and he said, like, "what's all this dark twitter thing?"

oh Etho, i'm so glad you asked! so i got to explain it all to him in-depth for about an hour. and as he perused the "slabtwt" he, ah—started gagging—but he knows, he knows!

yes! yeah, you think it was a big deal when i found you, now Etho's gotcha. he might not even interact, that's the scariest part, is he's not—i come in and i say "hi everybody! i found you!" he'd come in and he'll just stand there silent and look at you.

Chloe, thank you—for the $6.99—"why must you do this to us?" what? what—(laughs) you guys love it, c'mon.

i'm more famous than Etho! (pause) should be worried about ME. (pause) Etho might have more fans, and more people might love him, but as far as star power? i'm the ki—(laughs) the king.

Cal, thanks for the five. "i refuse to believe that Etho knows about darktwt shenanigans. standing there, menacingly. (copium)" he knows. i explained it to him, i told him exactly what to search for, and he—w—and—on the call he said, "oh! oh. (pause) ohh." (pause) and then silence.

don't worry, guys, he's fun, he's a valuable member of the community, okay? is—"stuff posted about Etho is a different flavor" it sure is. but that's fine. i had to teach him about shipping and all that stuff as well. but he's glad he knows now. (pause) (laughs)

(pause)

this is an even number roof. i'm sick.

(pause)

what?! (laughs) what! if you guys are gonna do the shipping stuff with me and Etho, then—a—a—and think he's not gonna know about it at some point, you're crazy. all right? these are the consequences.

(pause)

and HALF of that stuff he wouldn't be down for, anyway.

(pause)

(laughs)

(laughs) "only half?"

"billion dollar idea—Bdubs reads fanfiction ABOUT Etho TO Etho and records his reaction. i don't think his sweet Canadian heart could take it." i—c—no, it would never happen. it would never happen, i w—i w—i would pote—the, the idea of me reading it is very—you know, it's likely. anything for a billion views, you know? uh—i'd even act out the scenes, if, if it was a guaranteed billion. but—Etho—Etho's a better man. (laughs) he wouldn't lower himself.

END TRANSCRIPT.

[calcium-rods]

[ethtyn]

kissing the youtube commenter who pointed out that he said this because my apd ass completely missed it the first time. scar.

[TRANSCRIPT: "you were the best for five minutes"? what does that mean? (laughs) that's what she said. oh, my gosh.]

[chromo-zone]

hermit hugs for some discord friends!! :D

ID 1: traditional fanart of Gemini Tay and Good Times With Scar hugging. They both smile in content.

ID 2: traditional fanart of DocM77 and Good Times With Scar hugging. An arrow pointing at Scar says, "still smells like Jellie's fur". Scar looks very cozy, but Doc appears tense, looking off to the side. End ID

[daily-cubfan-doodles]

make him float

i love his rocket shoes. people should draw them more tbh.

(ID: A drawing of Cubfan135 (a man with blue hair and pointy ears) floating. His lab coat is floating behind him, he has a blue shirt with a white tie, and pants tucked into blue boots that have rocket wings on either side. He looks surprised. The background is scribbles. End ID.)

[rendog-enthusiast]

[ID: Two versions of a traditional sketch of the characters Joe Hills and ZombieCleo from Hermitcraft. The first sketch is in pencil, and the second is done over in charcoal. The artists’ signature, “TL 22!” is added digitally in both. The drawing shows Joe, a person with a scraggly bleach-damaged undercut, sitting in his power-assist wheelchair next to Cleo, sitting on a park bench. Joe is a thin humanoid with large rectangular glasses, wearing a sweater vest over a button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, plain pants, and knee-high boots with thick buckles. He has a slight frown as he holds a quill pen up to his chin in thought, a closed book in his lap. Cleo is a fat woman composed of many different pieces of skin sewn onto her body. She is gesturing in the air, expression critical as she speaks. She has curly chin-length hair with bangs, many surgical scars with a traditional ‘Frankenstein’ stitch pattern, in addition to a leaf pattern on her left forearm. She is wearing a midriff-baring tank top with an @ symbol on it, jorts, and ankle-high boots. There is a scraggly-looking pigeon standing by their feet. End ID.]

[hermitsdescribed]

Hello, this is a blog dedicated to providing accessible content (such as text captions for images, video, and audio posts) related to the members of the Hermitcraft server. Accessibility is very important, especially in spaces for fans like this!

As always, please don't hesitate to tag this blog, send asks, or DM us any posts and we'll get a caption for them as soon as we can! If you happen to add descriptions to your posts frequently, feel free to let us know so we can check out your blog. Also, adding the tag #accessiblehermitcraft on captioned posts is appreciated, but not required. Thank you so much!

If you have any questions related to making your own content more accessible, we'd be glad to help as much as we can. Take care!