Better to Reign in Hell

The picture is a drawing by CocaineJia on Deviantart Queue tag: #i'm the bloody queue mate

[weloveshortvideos]

[newfoundspace]

Me listening to any Harry Potter scores

[andreis-reaper]

If you love her you will take her shopping for medieval weaponry.

[democracykills-deactivated20130]

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

[count-vulvula]

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

[powerbottomsonic]

looks like they were

stalin

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

you guys are putin way too much time into this

[strawblueberrysunshine]

If this is to be a pun war, soviet

[whatever-is-in-this-mind-of-mine]

The fifteen tweets that will make you love Anna Kendrick as much as I do.

[hermostgraciousmajesty]

me as a surgeon

me: hey

fellow surgeon: what

me: takes out patients heart

me: will u be my valentine

me: lol

fellow surgeon: please put that back

[earthtoclifford-blog]

[tyleroakley]

Me.

[swiked]

I don’t think you’re supposed to add “me” to a post that is actually you js

[funnybrunette]

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

“hey i finished this question” good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

[izzyhill]

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[omfgdanshobbithair-deactivated2]

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[nlxy]

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[pawgleprosy]

[funny-and-clever-url-deactivate]

[bangerzlester]

[bifurpawz]

This isen’t a post, this is an experience 

[mycoins]

*discovers a giant orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*

[goreless]

sick

[sherlockens]

[infinite-ovaries]

you tried

[reznorcore]

there was an effort

[corbis]

[kelpforestdwellers]

Well I’m glad this terrifying pit into the abyss is wheelchair accessible

[risaxrisa]

[alanfeels]

the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing

[canvasprettyboy-deactivated2023]

took me a minute to realize Nice is a place in paris and not some commentary on the story

[sandandglass]

[eroscestlavie]

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

[insertsonglyrichere-deactivated]

So the Franz Ferdinand way or the Franz Ferdinand way?

[believeinprongs-blog]

I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.

Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”