Mostly Reblogs And Words

I'm Kayla. I mostly reblog funny things.

[thebigblackwolfe]

white people are mad Mark Hamill said called Trump’s cabinet “a who’s who of despicable people”, vowing to never watch Star Wars again and all of that noise but like… Did you really think the man who played Luke Skywalker was going to be ok with a fascist government I’m just wondering

[cheekywithcullen]

snegolas (snail legolas)

the snobbits, the snobbits, the snobbits, the snobbits

[thawrah]

i think the weirdest thing is having left over information about someone. like i still know someone’s favorite girl name. or their favorite season. or someone’s address. i remember someone’s favorite ice cream flavors. and someone’s favorite childhood book. and the mental disorder their uncle has. i remember the ages and birthdays of their siblings. i remember the song they said they’d sing to their spouse. where do i put this down? where do i learn to forget?

[johnboyegadaily]

that moment when john boyega realized he was a toy…

[sallykie]

On a scale from Buzz Lightyear to John Boyega, how well did you handle the realisation that you are a toy?

[dialnfornoir]

[heathergraves]

The only “relationship goals” anyone should have

[teachingfeelslike]

How I have to talk to those kids that need VERY explicit step-by-step instructions to complete any and all tasks and cannot take hints.

[respiteandnepenthe]

“…and the answer is all the vegetables. Even the long haired vegetable sometime wears them, and when they do it’s very exciting for the short haired vegetables.”

Mae Martin on Russell Howard’s good news. (x)

[ludaprilgate]

[amorroso]

Me with everything I make fun of

[softgrantaire-deactivated201806]

Dorian Gray? More like Dorian GAY, amiright?

Oscar Wilde, probably (via softgrantaire)

[notascorpio-deactivated20180803]

[creatine-baby]

This is very triggering

[tastefullyoffensive]

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear booty shorts. (via anguyenballer)

[theatomicboom-deactivated202112]

“too little too late” by jojo was way too raw for 11 year old me to handle honestly who hurt her

[frodofeels]

my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. 

It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.

so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.” 

[spuddykins-deactivated20150510]

shaymew

[ajani]

The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos

So literally “Bear Bear Bear”. The most bear a bear can be. 

[hufflepug79-deactivated20160122]

So bear. Much roar. Wow.

[madgastronomer]

Also! The Arctic Circle is named for the bears, not the other way ‘round. It’s the Circle With Bears In, and the Antarctic is the Circle (and continent) Away From Bears.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Are you telling us that the poles of our world are Bear Continent and Anti-Bear Continent

[daggers-drawn]

ＥＮＴＥＲ  ＴＨＥ  ＢＥＡＲ  ＣＩＲＣＬＥ

[a6]

moderator: what are your thoughts on the cyberwar trump: i have a son. great son. hes 10 yrs old. he has a computer. hes so good at the computer you wouldnt even believe

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

this one isn’t even a jokey meme, it’s just part of the transcript of the debate

[hermyownkayla]

You: May I have the bill?

Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?

[mxlfoydraco]

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

[tashaneva]

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

[musicalluna]

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

[mimosaeyes]

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

[shoggoth88]

I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”

[thoodleoo]

thoodleoo:

my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and cat owners talk about their pets

early christians: this is our god he’s omnipotent and omniscient and he is better than all of the other gods greeks: this is our party god dionysus he got into an argument with a bunch of frogs once and we love him