Heron's Emporium of Terrible Things

I used to make memes but now I just moan about Primark and my lack of inspiration. My name is Josh. Everyone in my world has one job.

[herononafence]

Piemrns Mormgan

[hellorhightreason]

Gaming For The Globe

Gaming For The Globe. 155 likes. Raising money to help save Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre with a charity marathon of gaming - with a team of w

Hey everyone! Shakespeare's Globe is at risk of closing down, so some of my wonderful friends have organised a gaming marathon fundraiser! Please donate if you can, boost this, follow them on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram, anything will help ❤🎮

[herononafence]

Mordin saying it like it is. I'm sorry I'm tired. Either that or I'm growing up. Yuck.

[herononafence]

I made a mistake two years ago and I’m only just getting it now when it’s far too late. Why do this to myself eh?

[herononafence]

What makes me a good Disnae gurl? IF I WERE A BAD DISNAE GURL, I WOULDNAE BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?

[herononafence]

Hey gang let me get uuuuuhhhhh 1 metre cube of mozzarella.

[willmelon]

will red leicester do

[herononafence]

I suppose you'd ask the queen if Asda's own brand WHEAT FLAKSE will do!!!

[herononafence]

Hey gang let me get uuuuuhhhhh 1 metre cube of mozzarella.

[herononafence]

What’s left of me wants to answer stuff. Ask things if you’d like. Eh.

[willmelon]

wanna play dead rising 2?

[herononafence]

I do want to! But if you mean on PC I’m afraid not. This ol’ laptop has issues running Chip’s Challenge.let alone Dead Rising 2.

[herononafence]

What’s left of me wants to answer stuff. Ask things if you’d like. Eh.

[herononafence]

why haven't you been on here in like 2 years

I always asociated my tumblr account with the moments I was most depressed. I’m just getting over that now so now I’m getting back into it. 

Also I forgot how to make MEMES.

[herononafence]

Ahm bored. Ask me stuff and I’ll answer brutally honestly. End meme.

[willmelon]

kiss me

[herononafence]

[herononafence]

Visit Original Link

http://machi-choo-choo.tumblr.com/post/156272394710/the-man-who-sold-za-warudo-very-minor-complaint

I read this differently to most.

[ombrophobia]

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

[jesusduggar]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

[katherinearandez]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

[popularhistorian]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

[crvshstripped]

wait what

[bigwolfpup]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the Jedi Temple and like… I’m a Sith so…yea

[physics-bruh]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the ruins of London and like… I’m an Anti-Tractionist so…yea

[herononafence]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a construction site and like… I probably won’t like what it’s going to be so…yea

[robbieradiant]

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

[mothiraffe]

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

[robbieradiant]

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

[first-day-of-summer]

lusttown

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

MURDERTOWN

[robbieradiant]

the gluttony one is called flavortown

[megatraven]

pls stop

[batslime]

@deerbait

[markmaker36]

Wait, so if no one’s Lazy in Lazy Town, does this mean everyone in HornyTown is Ace? And GreedyTown is really generous?? What would the other towns be like under these circumstances???

[placentaur-archive]

Well, the people in LazyTown were all lazy until Sportacus showed up and showed everyone how to be not-lazy. So the real question should be, does GreedyTown have a Giveacus? Does FlavorTown have a Blandacus?? Are all these towns being influenced by elves of presumably varying colors???

[anemonespotted-blog]

We Are Number One but performed by Guy Fieri

[physics-bruh]

This implies the existence of Spartacace in Hornytown.

[herononafence]

Welcome to horny town, it's a place you want to fuck.

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[physics-bruh]

@herononafence I do this all the time.

[herononafence]

I know bby I love you too xoxo

[willmelon]

WE ARE

[herononafence]

Are u a real KND operative?