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I’ve almost smutted with younger by accident…

evilagar‌:

❛ YOU ARE SPEAKING TO HER . so go on now , what is this offer you speak of ? ❜

“Well, that was convenient. Really, it’s more of an ultimatum than an offer. You can either leave these lands or be crushed by the Greil Mercenaries. You’re trespassing on Crimean soil.”

#evilagar

*dabs on Ike* -Lucina

You boutta need to dab on some bandages-

#crack #aradiantfuture

evilagar started following you

“Excuse me, young one. Could you direct me to the leader of this army? I have an offer to make them.”

#evilagar

caxagranda started following you

“Excuse me, is this the... Gorg Mack Monastery? I’m looking for work, and word on the street is that you might need a sword or two.”

#caxagranda

jasperlion‌:

NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

Gonna go bag myself an elk for some more meat. You a haunch or rib guy?

#crack #BRING ME MEAT #MEAT FOR THE MEAT GOD #jasperlion

jasperlion‌:

Has anyone else ever just eaten a big slice of meat? With their bare hands? Have you??

You fay fum’fin? ‘M eating.

#is there another way to eat that #crack

convxction

heroslucidum replied to your post: “Are bonds…..feeble thing….? Maybe….just…

“Bonds made of hemp rope tend to be a bit weaker than bonds made of either silk rope or leather bindings. Chains or wrought iron manacles tend to make the strongest bonds. Also glue- glue is a great bonding agent.”

“I didn’t think glue could fix bonds but I guess I will try it. Thank you, Ike.”

heroslucidum

“Glue is one of the preeminent bonding agents the world over. Used to mend all sorts of broken things.”

“Well.”

“Looks like I didn’t really miss too much, now, did I?”

supersmashbrosincorrects

Robin: Are you okay, Lucina?

Lucina,trying to open a jar of pickles: THIS FUCKING LID IS BEING A DICKHEAD

Robin: *glancing sideways* I wonder where she got that from...

Ike: From the fucking fridge, dickhead.

"You're open! Prepare yourself!" The power of Tactical Bolt defies your silly weapon triangle.

"Let's see if your book smarts outstrip my muscles." A double edged sword it seems, as Ike is similarly without disadvantage.

insignc

— good day mortals! this is usually the best way to get a promo around so please hit that ♡ or ↺ if you’d be interested in writing with muses including LAEGJARN and OLIVIA from FIRE EMBLEM. Other muses and counting! All follow backs will come from exaltbrcnded.

cavaliant

I know it says in the PoR memorial book that Tibarn loves the sea but the mental image of him splashing around in the water in either form like a hawk in an undersized bird bath is so funny