life is strange

23 // gay🌈 // ♐

[luvbey]

a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs

[funnytwittertweets]

[that-fuckin-guy-deactivated2023]

[calendar-puppee-deactivated2018]

this unsettles me in ways I cannot understand

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[fuckblast]

No one's posted this yet somehow

[twinprime]

we have to bring back art deco like right now

[twinprime]

we need more of this.

[teathattast]

[unclefather]

because he will

[unclefather]

he will

[unclefather]

bake your beans

[kawaii-kunai]

HE WILL SPILL THE BEANS OUT YOU STUPID F*CK

[unclefather]

he will drop your baked beans

[pseudomantis]

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

[pseudomantis]

Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!

[1thousandminus7]

White boy off the shits!!

[fourteenthofaugust]

Benson + sass | 23x18: Eighteen Wheels a Predator

[cinematv]

Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in The X-Files — 11.03 Plus One

[wizardpotions]

guys look at my desktop im fucking obsessed

[briines]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

yall dont want real weird girls u want normal girls with like dyed hair

[camillepagliahater]

Everyone knows the real crazy girls have normal looking hair

[real-horse-facts]

horses can’t fall over

[kitecanfly-deactivated20230602]

is that so? *puts a banana peel in front of a horse* 

[real-horse-facts]

oh what’s th-AAARRRRGGGHHHH

[xexpectationsx]

[dark-romantics]

*slurps coffee and overthinks everything*

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[creature-enjoyer29-deactivated2]

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

[thekittyokat]

hey so?

[supportive-rapport]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

For all the data collecting major companies do and are obsessed with getting, they sure suck at recommending products or videos that people are interested in.