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@hershey-rogers
GET IT WHITE BOY
Itās like someone went crazy with a label maker and I love it.
How can you forget this gem??
People always act like the old Batman show being corny was a product of its time but youāre never going to get me to believe this wasnāt a deliberate artistic choice
Making these signs must have been as much fun as putting them into the script.
To all the girls who āLove adventuresā
A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure
If yāall donāt know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe itās *you* thatās probably boring thatās all Iām sayin
salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip isĀ āacetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worseā. itās brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
yeah and it kicks ass
imā¦.real? my existence has⦠impacts? i touch things and they move, i breath in and out and the air buzzes around me? the sun rests on my skinā¦. grass is crushed under my toes⦠people see me and have an idea of who i am⦠my name is on papersā¦.? im sorry this is⦠this is too muchā¦.Ā Ā
one time when i was a teenager an adult said to me āyou know, we do talk about you when youāre not thereā and i never recovered
HOW IT SHOULDāVE WENT
this seemed so natural and correct to me that I had to read it three times before I realized what was wrong with it
Okay I know I just reblogged this, but Iām not done with it.
Has anyone else thought about how much more compelling this simple change would have been thematically? We lose nothing of Clintās character development, because a sister can be just as important and share the same concerns as a wife.Ā But instead of an awkwardly underdeveloped romantic relationship, suddenly thereās a sibling relationship to parallel the Maximoffs. But Clint has chosen to protect his family and keep them out of it, whileĀ Pietro andĀ Wanda have chosen to fight side by side. Ā Give Clint a conversation withĀ Pietro about family, and protecting their family. Make them disapprove of eachĀ otherās methods. Pietroās sacrifice to save Clint is instantly so much more heartbreaking. Give us Clint fightingĀ to bring Pietroās body back, becauseĀ he knows heĀ needs to bring him home to Wanda.
Literally so much improvement with less thanĀ five minutes of the actual film changed
that weird trauma dichotomy where youāve always been considered more grown up and mature than your peers but now that youāre an adult you feel like youāre still a child emotionally
i just went on r/incels to see if it was really that bad and it was actually pretty informative. i found out that women are all powerful beings and we control society by exploiting men for their money and their jobs,Ā are NOT required to pay bills, and that we all make 50k a month on patreon. like shit why did no one tell me. i didnt even know i had a patreon
Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
gwen: freaky flexing. but alright
miles:
miles, through his fist: Iām sorry what did you just say
ok but remember Peter Bās world is most like ours
Ā so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own worldās memes
I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.
Miles: Itās āstrange flex but cool beans.ā Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?
Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.
Gwen: you absolute heathen. ItāsĀ āThis is tragic, google play All Star.ā
Peter: whAT the fUCK
THATāS IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE
noir: strange flaunt, but alas
Noir:
*is cackling*
my FAVORITE tropes compiled thanks to some suggestions from others
a character gets a sick burn and doesnāt realize it immediately, at some point later thereās justĀ āHEY WAIT A MINUTEā
the double take. this oneās an oldie but a goodie
the injured character makes the killing shot that saves everyone else in a dangerous situation
a character who isnāt speaking is doing something weird in the background, itās subtle and never acknowledged itās just there for those who notice it (pulling another character out of something they got stuck in, making a huge sandwich, etc)
the beleaguered assistant inches away from smacking their boss
āquick act naturalā
in that vein, the leader character was just in a shouting match with someone and when they come back the rest of the team scrambles to look like they werenāt listening at the door
never forget:Ā āheās standing right behind me isnāt heā
When a character mentions a normal past event and someone else mentions an absurd detail (āDonāt you remember what happened last time you went to the dentist?āĀ āThose deaths were nothing to do with meā)Ā
Multiple characters banding together to lie about somethingĀ
Characters being split up for questioning
Really stoic characters briefly becoming happy, freaking everyone out
āI think that went well!ā *Distant explosion*
-āquick act naturalā *everyone scrambles to do completely random shit that looks anything but natural*
Also, *pulls larger and larger weapons from increasingly unlikely places*
Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala itās so you donāt get a UTI š
This is why we need sex ed in schools.
#SaveTheTrees
I feel like an important message is trying to be communicated to me but I have no idea what it is
Our forests are being cut down 3x faster than they can grow! One acre of hemp produces as much cellulose fiber pulp as 4.1 acres of trees!!! This is super useful for so many things, especially paper production! In addition, hemp takes in carbon dioxide 4x as fast as trees do, which makes it especially valuable in the act of reducing CO2 emissions/greenhouse gases! š²š²š²Ā sourceĀ
#the scope of the anti-hemp conspiracy in the united states is terrifying once you start doing research tbh#like it was initially smeared/banned bc lumber lobbyists pushed for it to beā¦#and a major smear tactic was to associate it with black people#who now a hundred years later are the ones primarily being imprisoned for it#and the plant itself has now been inextricably linked to the drug so people wonāt even allow for it to be grown for commercial purposes#like paper makingĀ (via literallyfuckeveryone)
Important reminder that industrial hemp canāt be used as a recreational drug, so if anyone tries to pull that card you can just stop them then and there. There are no real arguments against using industrial hemp, even if youāre rigidly against the legalization of any recreational drugs.
this tweet better than marx